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No shame in getting stiff amongst friends 🪵 Book your tickets to ‘Metroland Live’ in our Linktree ⬆️ Clip taken from our run at @livetheatrenewcastle for their Unearthed Festival 🤝
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#live #comedy #funny #show #newcastle

Saturday boogiemen🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🎥Shot by @mattyridesmith
#live #comedy #tequila #reels #funny

⭐️METROLAND COMEDY 2025 ⭐️
4 Geordies, 1 Mackem, Neee way. CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER 💥

Directed by wickedly talented @megjepson 📸
Lighting by wizard @chrisdavisstudio ⚡️

8 frames, 12 costume changes, and enough craic to get us barred from the ground 🏟️

If you’re just stumbling across us, WELCOME‼️ We’re Metroland Comedy, a proudly North Eastern comedy collective making daft stuff with serious graft 🦺🦺🦺🦺🦺

We’ve done the lot:
💻 Viral sketch series
🍿 Award-winning short films
🎭 SOLD OUT shows in Edinburgh, London & the Toon.

Included in both The Guardian 📰 and Rolling Stone’s 👅 top picks of Edinburgh Fringe 2024, and recently nominated for Best Sketch Show and Best Newcomer at the 2025 Chortle Awards, Metroland are quickly becoming a must-watch name on the UK comedy scene🇬🇧

🚨Head over to YouTube for the classics, cult favourites and the other stuff we probably shouldn’t have posted‼️ #comedy #portrait #art #newcastle #sketch #live #editorialphotography

⭐️METROLAND COMEDY 2025 ⭐️
4 Geordies, 1 Mackem, Neee way. CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER 💥

Directed by wickedly talented @megjepson 📸
Lighting by wizard @chrisdavisstudio ⚡️

8 frames, 12 costume changes, and enough craic to get us barred from the ground 🏟️

If you’re just stumbling across us, WELCOME‼️ We’re Metroland Comedy, a proudly North Eastern comedy collective making daft stuff with serious graft 🦺🦺🦺🦺🦺

We’ve done the lot:
💻 Viral sketch series
🍿 Award-winning short films
🎭 SOLD OUT shows in Edinburgh, London & the Toon.

Included in both The Guardian 📰 and Rolling Stone’s 👅 top picks of Edinburgh Fringe 2024, and recently nominated for Best Sketch Show and Best Newcomer at the 2025 Chortle Awards, Metroland are quickly becoming a must-watch name on the UK comedy scene🇬🇧

🚨Head over to YouTube for the classics, cult favourites and the other stuff we probably shouldn’t have posted‼️ #comedy #portrait #art #newcastle #sketch #live #editorialphotography

⭐️METROLAND COMEDY 2025 ⭐️
4 Geordies, 1 Mackem, Neee way. CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER 💥

Directed by wickedly talented @megjepson 📸
Lighting by wizard @chrisdavisstudio ⚡️

8 frames, 12 costume changes, and enough craic to get us barred from the ground 🏟️

If you’re just stumbling across us, WELCOME‼️ We’re Metroland Comedy, a proudly North Eastern comedy collective making daft stuff with serious graft 🦺🦺🦺🦺🦺

We’ve done the lot:
💻 Viral sketch series
🍿 Award-winning short films
🎭 SOLD OUT shows in Edinburgh, London & the Toon.

Included in both The Guardian 📰 and Rolling Stone’s 👅 top picks of Edinburgh Fringe 2024, and recently nominated for Best Sketch Show and Best Newcomer at the 2025 Chortle Awards, Metroland are quickly becoming a must-watch name on the UK comedy scene🇬🇧

🚨Head over to YouTube for the classics, cult favourites and the other stuff we probably shouldn’t have posted‼️ #comedy #portrait #art #newcastle #sketch #live #editorialphotography

⭐️METROLAND COMEDY 2025 ⭐️
4 Geordies, 1 Mackem, Neee way. CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER 💥

Directed by wickedly talented @megjepson 📸
Lighting by wizard @chrisdavisstudio ⚡️

8 frames, 12 costume changes, and enough craic to get us barred from the ground 🏟️

If you’re just stumbling across us, WELCOME‼️ We’re Metroland Comedy, a proudly North Eastern comedy collective making daft stuff with serious graft 🦺🦺🦺🦺🦺

We’ve done the lot:
💻 Viral sketch series
🍿 Award-winning short films
🎭 SOLD OUT shows in Edinburgh, London & the Toon.

Included in both The Guardian 📰 and Rolling Stone’s 👅 top picks of Edinburgh Fringe 2024, and recently nominated for Best Sketch Show and Best Newcomer at the 2025 Chortle Awards, Metroland are quickly becoming a must-watch name on the UK comedy scene🇬🇧

🚨Head over to YouTube for the classics, cult favourites and the other stuff we probably shouldn’t have posted‼️ #comedy #portrait #art #newcastle #sketch #live #editorialphotography

****SOLD OUT****🦺🦺🦺🦺🦺 27th May - 7:30pm @livetheatrenewcastle 🎟️
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Fresh from a sell-out run at Soho Theatre, Metroland Live are heading to Live Theatre. Known for their sharp, surreal writing and wildly inventive characters, Metroland are one of the most talked-about new acts in British comedy.
Included in both The Guardian and Rolling Stone’s top picks of Edinburgh Fringe 2024, and recently nominated for Best Sketch Show and Best Newcomer at the 2025 Chortle Awards, Metroland are quickly becoming a must-watch name on the UK comedy scene 🚀
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#comedy #show #live #newcastle #fyp #livetheatre #funny #british #humor #sketch #edinburgh #fringe #sohotheatre

From one southern triumph TO ANOTHER!? 👀

Metroland LIVE: The Box is headed to London in 2025!🍾🍾🍾

Selected by Rolling Stone👅 & The Guardian 📰 as Top Edinburgh picks 🎭

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Rolling Stone - “Get them on the telly now”

Catch Metroland’s show at @sohotheatre from 27 - 29th March 🎭

Tickets in our linktree or visit the soho website. SEE YA THERE RADGIES 🫡

👑 @parkascomedy
📸 @megjepson

#live #comedy #show #nufc

🎄One more sleep til vapemas💨

Full video out now‼️ STREAM VAPE ANOTHER DAY ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽

Has anyone said North East 17 yet?

This time of year we think of one Mary’s miraculous story, but spare a thought for another that we’re going to lose…the Lost Mary. How do you lose a Mary that’s already lost!?

And while all the other elves will be whistling away in Santa’s workshop, there’ll be one rocking in the corner staring into the abyss - his name is Elf Bar.

So, if you’re trying to give up the sausage rolls for good or you just like the icy smell of flavoured batteries on the metty, our gift is our song, and this one’s for you.

AVAILABLE NOW ON ALL GOOD STREAMING SITES (Spotify, YouTube and Apple Music)

The sweatiest mettiest betties came together to make this happen:

Directed, produced and edited: @megjepson
Music: @john_dole
DOP: @craigcrouchmandop
Stylist/wardrobe: @anniejsohara
Photographer: @tomharvey_
Studio: @borne_studios
Lyrics: @john_dole @jacksrobertson @thecadenelliott @jackjfairley @connorlawson

Special thanks to: @dangregson @mediabornestudios

Thanks to everyone who’s been on the ride so far - whether you’ve supported the live shows or watched the videos. It’s been a big year for the Metroland boys, and we wanted to top it off with something special. We’ve had a belter making this one. Remember, Christmas is a time for SHARING (please share the video).

Rest assured, none of the proceeds will be going to charity - we’re buying all the Lemon & Lime Crystals before they go!

VAPE ANOTHER DAY💨 Full video out now‼️ STREAM ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽

Are we still in time for Christmas number one?

🎄20.12.2024 🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏻🎅🏻

words fail
by John Dole and Neocia
stream now

“Metroland are a breath of fresh air (albeit with a whiff of Greggs). They’re the missing link between Vic and Bob, Rik and Ade and Ren and Stimpy” - @beardedgenius @rollingstoneuk #comedy

Will there be a changing of the guard on July 4th? Do you want to voice your thoughts on the election, on the world or just want to entertain the public?
Free entry for anyone who signs up to perform on the night.