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sorry…sorry…please mind this post. i’vejust been in a silly goofy mood for the past six months.

was gonna go get mfa but decided improv classes would make me less existential.

well, here’s my thesis: this saturday (4/25) at the bcc, my class and i hit the stage for the last time.

come slide by and hit the link in my bio for tickets.

here’s a confusing moodboard that may or may not relate to the show.

flyer by @nateshuls

sorry…sorry…please mind this post. i’vejust been in a silly goofy mood for the past six months.

was gonna go get mfa but decided improv classes would make me less existential.

well, here’s my thesis: this saturday (4/25) at the bcc, my class and i hit the stage for the last time.

come slide by and hit the link in my bio for tickets.

here’s a confusing moodboard that may or may not relate to the show.

flyer by @nateshuls

sorry…sorry…please mind this post. i’vejust been in a silly goofy mood for the past six months.

was gonna go get mfa but decided improv classes would make me less existential.

well, here’s my thesis: this saturday (4/25) at the bcc, my class and i hit the stage for the last time.

come slide by and hit the link in my bio for tickets.

here’s a confusing moodboard that may or may not relate to the show.

flyer by @nateshuls

sorry…sorry…please mind this post. i’vejust been in a silly goofy mood for the past six months.

was gonna go get mfa but decided improv classes would make me less existential.

well, here’s my thesis: this saturday (4/25) at the bcc, my class and i hit the stage for the last time.

come slide by and hit the link in my bio for tickets.

here’s a confusing moodboard that may or may not relate to the show.

flyer by @nateshuls

sorry…sorry…please mind this post. i’vejust been in a silly goofy mood for the past six months.

was gonna go get mfa but decided improv classes would make me less existential.

well, here’s my thesis: this saturday (4/25) at the bcc, my class and i hit the stage for the last time.

come slide by and hit the link in my bio for tickets.

here’s a confusing moodboard that may or may not relate to the show.

flyer by @nateshuls

sorry…sorry…please mind this post. i’vejust been in a silly goofy mood for the past six months.

was gonna go get mfa but decided improv classes would make me less existential.

well, here’s my thesis: this saturday (4/25) at the bcc, my class and i hit the stage for the last time.

come slide by and hit the link in my bio for tickets.

here’s a confusing moodboard that may or may not relate to the show.

flyer by @nateshuls

be sure to mark this down: as a part of my fellowship with the @center4fiction, my talented cohorts and i will be doing a reading.

as we speak, i’m already preparing to read either an excerpt from my romance novel that’s themed as madea fan-fic or a more serious short story.

i’ve not decided yet but your attendance would be greatly appreciated.

hit up the link in bio to rsvp.

also, slide to see the first ever book spread.

photo by: @zachgross1

be sure to mark this down: as a part of my fellowship with the @center4fiction, my talented cohorts and i will be doing a reading.

as we speak, i’m already preparing to read either an excerpt from my romance novel that’s themed as madea fan-fic or a more serious short story.

i’ve not decided yet but your attendance would be greatly appreciated.

hit up the link in bio to rsvp.

also, slide to see the first ever book spread.

photo by: @zachgross1

be sure to mark this down: as a part of my fellowship with the @center4fiction, my talented cohorts and i will be doing a reading.

as we speak, i’m already preparing to read either an excerpt from my romance novel that’s themed as madea fan-fic or a more serious short story.

i’ve not decided yet but your attendance would be greatly appreciated.

hit up the link in bio to rsvp.

also, slide to see the first ever book spread.

photo by: @zachgross1

be sure to mark this down: as a part of my fellowship with the @center4fiction, my talented cohorts and i will be doing a reading.

as we speak, i’m already preparing to read either an excerpt from my romance novel that’s themed as madea fan-fic or a more serious short story.

i’ve not decided yet but your attendance would be greatly appreciated.

hit up the link in bio to rsvp.

also, slide to see the first ever book spread.

photo by: @zachgross1

i in fact do hum mitski songs…we exist.

thanks to @babesoncamera for inviting and filming me at their show, discount philosophy. peep their feb 14 show.

s/o @wesleyisonig for manning the camera that night.

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

first photo of me is the carefree spirit that finds rest on the face yet stirs in the soul, which drowns the heart’s grief in the warmth of the sunrise after a storm in the night; but i can only access this all wheni use “type shit” in a corporate meeting.

i got two comedy shows:
12/6 with @comedicx
12/13 with discount philosophy via @babesoncamera @swapmeetshaman

always grateful that the pathway to the stage puts me in connection with somegreat comics, who will surely make you laugh.

come out to one or all by hitting the link in bio to get tickets.

i didn’t know what to post in the carousel.

photo from @blackstockandweber beams plus x academy collab

a story & an excerpt

my dad and i were driving home, hurtling through the streets of downtown dayton. it was around 2002, so much of the area was in a dilapidated state: little care for infrastructure was extended other than maintaining the wright brother’s bike shop. 

so at night the streets remained a level of dark that made even riding in a car uncomfortable. sure enough that was felt in my pop’s grey saturn sedan. in the hush of the night, the hum of my father’s frustration and the poor streets soundtracked the drive. 

my lil brother thrived in the discomfort, so much so he let the potholes and rhythmic chiding from pops rock him fast asleep in the back seat. he also kicked his little power ranger heart out in karate, earlier.

my pops was a multitasker: he paid attention to the road and my struggle to finish my english homework in the front seat. to his dismay, i couldn’t complete an assignment that i, quote, “knew how to finish.” 

the worksheet blinkered in my lap, in the darkness. as the car passed under the street lamps, an answer, for a moment, would illuminate itself on page before falling from my mind and sliding into the night, just like my shadow. 

my pops and his disembodied voice sternly asked, “what’s the contraction for will and not?”

i had only paused for a beat, but the weight of the night made silence move through time with a heaviness.

i really, really couldn’t think of what to say; i didn’t know “will not” had a contraction. 

impatience was my father’s favorite kind of waiting. with more vigor, he said, “son what’s the contraction for ‘will’ and ‘not’?”

again, i scratched all the available mind space i was aware of, hoping a truth would reveal itself under the surface. yet nothing came.

and because of rules of three, he said once again, demanding more than asking. “‘will’ and ‘not’ makes what jay?”

i didnt process anything he said fully, because with no confidence, i immediately blurted out, “willn’t.”

funny to think of that kid b/c he’d still probs say that and be amazed that now i write. thanks for @center4fiction creating this pathway. 

s/o the judges @elyshoshine @mitchsjackson @likaluca.

@paulhempstead @noahny📸 fits this

a story & an excerpt

my dad and i were driving home, hurtling through the streets of downtown dayton. it was around 2002, so much of the area was in a dilapidated state: little care for infrastructure was extended other than maintaining the wright brother’s bike shop. 

so at night the streets remained a level of dark that made even riding in a car uncomfortable. sure enough that was felt in my pop’s grey saturn sedan. in the hush of the night, the hum of my father’s frustration and the poor streets soundtracked the drive. 

my lil brother thrived in the discomfort, so much so he let the potholes and rhythmic chiding from pops rock him fast asleep in the back seat. he also kicked his little power ranger heart out in karate, earlier.

my pops was a multitasker: he paid attention to the road and my struggle to finish my english homework in the front seat. to his dismay, i couldn’t complete an assignment that i, quote, “knew how to finish.” 

the worksheet blinkered in my lap, in the darkness. as the car passed under the street lamps, an answer, for a moment, would illuminate itself on page before falling from my mind and sliding into the night, just like my shadow. 

my pops and his disembodied voice sternly asked, “what’s the contraction for will and not?”

i had only paused for a beat, but the weight of the night made silence move through time with a heaviness.

i really, really couldn’t think of what to say; i didn’t know “will not” had a contraction. 

impatience was my father’s favorite kind of waiting. with more vigor, he said, “son what’s the contraction for ‘will’ and ‘not’?”

again, i scratched all the available mind space i was aware of, hoping a truth would reveal itself under the surface. yet nothing came.

and because of rules of three, he said once again, demanding more than asking. “‘will’ and ‘not’ makes what jay?”

i didnt process anything he said fully, because with no confidence, i immediately blurted out, “willn’t.”

funny to think of that kid b/c he’d still probs say that and be amazed that now i write. thanks for @center4fiction creating this pathway. 

s/o the judges @elyshoshine @mitchsjackson @likaluca.

@paulhempstead @noahny📸 fits this

a story & an excerpt

my dad and i were driving home, hurtling through the streets of downtown dayton. it was around 2002, so much of the area was in a dilapidated state: little care for infrastructure was extended other than maintaining the wright brother’s bike shop. 

so at night the streets remained a level of dark that made even riding in a car uncomfortable. sure enough that was felt in my pop’s grey saturn sedan. in the hush of the night, the hum of my father’s frustration and the poor streets soundtracked the drive. 

my lil brother thrived in the discomfort, so much so he let the potholes and rhythmic chiding from pops rock him fast asleep in the back seat. he also kicked his little power ranger heart out in karate, earlier.

my pops was a multitasker: he paid attention to the road and my struggle to finish my english homework in the front seat. to his dismay, i couldn’t complete an assignment that i, quote, “knew how to finish.” 

the worksheet blinkered in my lap, in the darkness. as the car passed under the street lamps, an answer, for a moment, would illuminate itself on page before falling from my mind and sliding into the night, just like my shadow. 

my pops and his disembodied voice sternly asked, “what’s the contraction for will and not?”

i had only paused for a beat, but the weight of the night made silence move through time with a heaviness.

i really, really couldn’t think of what to say; i didn’t know “will not” had a contraction. 

impatience was my father’s favorite kind of waiting. with more vigor, he said, “son what’s the contraction for ‘will’ and ‘not’?”

again, i scratched all the available mind space i was aware of, hoping a truth would reveal itself under the surface. yet nothing came.

and because of rules of three, he said once again, demanding more than asking. “‘will’ and ‘not’ makes what jay?”

i didnt process anything he said fully, because with no confidence, i immediately blurted out, “willn’t.”

funny to think of that kid b/c he’d still probs say that and be amazed that now i write. thanks for @center4fiction creating this pathway. 

s/o the judges @elyshoshine @mitchsjackson @likaluca.

@paulhempstead @noahny📸 fits this

a story & an excerpt

my dad and i were driving home, hurtling through the streets of downtown dayton. it was around 2002, so much of the area was in a dilapidated state: little care for infrastructure was extended other than maintaining the wright brother’s bike shop. 

so at night the streets remained a level of dark that made even riding in a car uncomfortable. sure enough that was felt in my pop’s grey saturn sedan. in the hush of the night, the hum of my father’s frustration and the poor streets soundtracked the drive. 

my lil brother thrived in the discomfort, so much so he let the potholes and rhythmic chiding from pops rock him fast asleep in the back seat. he also kicked his little power ranger heart out in karate, earlier.

my pops was a multitasker: he paid attention to the road and my struggle to finish my english homework in the front seat. to his dismay, i couldn’t complete an assignment that i, quote, “knew how to finish.” 

the worksheet blinkered in my lap, in the darkness. as the car passed under the street lamps, an answer, for a moment, would illuminate itself on page before falling from my mind and sliding into the night, just like my shadow. 

my pops and his disembodied voice sternly asked, “what’s the contraction for will and not?”

i had only paused for a beat, but the weight of the night made silence move through time with a heaviness.

i really, really couldn’t think of what to say; i didn’t know “will not” had a contraction. 

impatience was my father’s favorite kind of waiting. with more vigor, he said, “son what’s the contraction for ‘will’ and ‘not’?”

again, i scratched all the available mind space i was aware of, hoping a truth would reveal itself under the surface. yet nothing came.

and because of rules of three, he said once again, demanding more than asking. “‘will’ and ‘not’ makes what jay?”

i didnt process anything he said fully, because with no confidence, i immediately blurted out, “willn’t.”

funny to think of that kid b/c he’d still probs say that and be amazed that now i write. thanks for @center4fiction creating this pathway. 

s/o the judges @elyshoshine @mitchsjackson @likaluca.

@paulhempstead @noahny📸 fits this

a story & an excerpt

my dad and i were driving home, hurtling through the streets of downtown dayton. it was around 2002, so much of the area was in a dilapidated state: little care for infrastructure was extended other than maintaining the wright brother’s bike shop. 

so at night the streets remained a level of dark that made even riding in a car uncomfortable. sure enough that was felt in my pop’s grey saturn sedan. in the hush of the night, the hum of my father’s frustration and the poor streets soundtracked the drive. 

my lil brother thrived in the discomfort, so much so he let the potholes and rhythmic chiding from pops rock him fast asleep in the back seat. he also kicked his little power ranger heart out in karate, earlier.

my pops was a multitasker: he paid attention to the road and my struggle to finish my english homework in the front seat. to his dismay, i couldn’t complete an assignment that i, quote, “knew how to finish.” 

the worksheet blinkered in my lap, in the darkness. as the car passed under the street lamps, an answer, for a moment, would illuminate itself on page before falling from my mind and sliding into the night, just like my shadow. 

my pops and his disembodied voice sternly asked, “what’s the contraction for will and not?”

i had only paused for a beat, but the weight of the night made silence move through time with a heaviness.

i really, really couldn’t think of what to say; i didn’t know “will not” had a contraction. 

impatience was my father’s favorite kind of waiting. with more vigor, he said, “son what’s the contraction for ‘will’ and ‘not’?”

again, i scratched all the available mind space i was aware of, hoping a truth would reveal itself under the surface. yet nothing came.

and because of rules of three, he said once again, demanding more than asking. “‘will’ and ‘not’ makes what jay?”

i didnt process anything he said fully, because with no confidence, i immediately blurted out, “willn’t.”

funny to think of that kid b/c he’d still probs say that and be amazed that now i write. thanks for @center4fiction creating this pathway. 

s/o the judges @elyshoshine @mitchsjackson @likaluca.

@paulhempstead @noahny📸 fits this

a story & an excerpt

my dad and i were driving home, hurtling through the streets of downtown dayton. it was around 2002, so much of the area was in a dilapidated state: little care for infrastructure was extended other than maintaining the wright brother’s bike shop. 

so at night the streets remained a level of dark that made even riding in a car uncomfortable. sure enough that was felt in my pop’s grey saturn sedan. in the hush of the night, the hum of my father’s frustration and the poor streets soundtracked the drive. 

my lil brother thrived in the discomfort, so much so he let the potholes and rhythmic chiding from pops rock him fast asleep in the back seat. he also kicked his little power ranger heart out in karate, earlier.

my pops was a multitasker: he paid attention to the road and my struggle to finish my english homework in the front seat. to his dismay, i couldn’t complete an assignment that i, quote, “knew how to finish.” 

the worksheet blinkered in my lap, in the darkness. as the car passed under the street lamps, an answer, for a moment, would illuminate itself on page before falling from my mind and sliding into the night, just like my shadow. 

my pops and his disembodied voice sternly asked, “what’s the contraction for will and not?”

i had only paused for a beat, but the weight of the night made silence move through time with a heaviness.

i really, really couldn’t think of what to say; i didn’t know “will not” had a contraction. 

impatience was my father’s favorite kind of waiting. with more vigor, he said, “son what’s the contraction for ‘will’ and ‘not’?”

again, i scratched all the available mind space i was aware of, hoping a truth would reveal itself under the surface. yet nothing came.

and because of rules of three, he said once again, demanding more than asking. “‘will’ and ‘not’ makes what jay?”

i didnt process anything he said fully, because with no confidence, i immediately blurted out, “willn’t.”

funny to think of that kid b/c he’d still probs say that and be amazed that now i write. thanks for @center4fiction creating this pathway. 

s/o the judges @elyshoshine @mitchsjackson @likaluca.

@paulhempstead @noahny📸 fits this

a story & an excerpt

my dad and i were driving home, hurtling through the streets of downtown dayton. it was around 2002, so much of the area was in a dilapidated state: little care for infrastructure was extended other than maintaining the wright brother’s bike shop. 

so at night the streets remained a level of dark that made even riding in a car uncomfortable. sure enough that was felt in my pop’s grey saturn sedan. in the hush of the night, the hum of my father’s frustration and the poor streets soundtracked the drive. 

my lil brother thrived in the discomfort, so much so he let the potholes and rhythmic chiding from pops rock him fast asleep in the back seat. he also kicked his little power ranger heart out in karate, earlier.

my pops was a multitasker: he paid attention to the road and my struggle to finish my english homework in the front seat. to his dismay, i couldn’t complete an assignment that i, quote, “knew how to finish.” 

the worksheet blinkered in my lap, in the darkness. as the car passed under the street lamps, an answer, for a moment, would illuminate itself on page before falling from my mind and sliding into the night, just like my shadow. 

my pops and his disembodied voice sternly asked, “what’s the contraction for will and not?”

i had only paused for a beat, but the weight of the night made silence move through time with a heaviness.

i really, really couldn’t think of what to say; i didn’t know “will not” had a contraction. 

impatience was my father’s favorite kind of waiting. with more vigor, he said, “son what’s the contraction for ‘will’ and ‘not’?”

again, i scratched all the available mind space i was aware of, hoping a truth would reveal itself under the surface. yet nothing came.

and because of rules of three, he said once again, demanding more than asking. “‘will’ and ‘not’ makes what jay?”

i didnt process anything he said fully, because with no confidence, i immediately blurted out, “willn’t.”

funny to think of that kid b/c he’d still probs say that and be amazed that now i write. thanks for @center4fiction creating this pathway. 

s/o the judges @elyshoshine @mitchsjackson @likaluca.

@paulhempstead @noahny📸 fits this

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

lately, i’ve been reading a lot of the greats: foucault, césaire, and judy blume.

these three writers (individuals i see as aspirational totems) have built worlds resting in tongues that can only be experienced, not learned.

but there is a thread of commonality that would be imperceptible if not for the most curious eye.

they’ve taught me that aesthetics without committing oneself to know the form is merely performative flexing.

but in the erasure of the ego and the embrace of chaos: we find drip.

hey bud can’t believe you read all that. kind of was nothing, right?

one last favor: can you decipher what these photos mean?

photo by: @lawrencedeleonph

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

First BTS look at @aiyando__ and @jamierbh in ‘FORT WASHINGTON PARK’

filmed on @reddigitalcinema + @leica_camera

Photographer…………. @lawrencedeleonph

Director………………….. @ryanmabrams
DP………………………….. @sadboylux_
Gaffer…………………….. @thekided
Grip………………………… @thecbroberge
Sound…………………….. @padhraic94
Stylist…………………….. @brandotearias
Wardrobe……………….. @stoffa

oh, man… i’m gonna be earnest.

a few months ago, i was entrusted with writing this piece for hypebeast magazine.

i almost looked a gift horse in the mouth until i sat with it and realized it was a great opportunity to exercise my skills.

my apprehension arose because i was already in a writer’s block: i hadn’t written a single creative piece (outside of stand-up) in a year and change.

to be frank, the year before, i would start writing projects i couldn’t finish; i was assured this would be another.

but the interview was casual, the editing wasn’t taxing, and writing the in-between pieces came with ease.

so shout-out to @zachsokol for the opportunity, and to @rossthe59 who recommended me and edited, alongside zach. s/o @bagelbiteskevin who went crazy with the design layout.

i’m late with this, but hit the bio to read it online—or pick up the mag if it’s still available.

and let it be known: i’m in pursuit of greatness. people don’t usually say that, but i want to be one of the greats. i’m inspired by the greats. i’m as inspired by daniel day lewis, marlon brando, viola davis, as i am by michael jordan and michael phelps.

oh, man… i’m gonna be earnest.

a few months ago, i was entrusted with writing this piece for hypebeast magazine.

i almost looked a gift horse in the mouth until i sat with it and realized it was a great opportunity to exercise my skills.

my apprehension arose because i was already in a writer’s block: i hadn’t written a single creative piece (outside of stand-up) in a year and change.

to be frank, the year before, i would start writing projects i couldn’t finish; i was assured this would be another.

but the interview was casual, the editing wasn’t taxing, and writing the in-between pieces came with ease.

so shout-out to @zachsokol for the opportunity, and to @rossthe59 who recommended me and edited, alongside zach. s/o @bagelbiteskevin who went crazy with the design layout.

i’m late with this, but hit the bio to read it online—or pick up the mag if it’s still available.

and let it be known: i’m in pursuit of greatness. people don’t usually say that, but i want to be one of the greats. i’m inspired by the greats. i’m as inspired by daniel day lewis, marlon brando, viola davis, as i am by michael jordan and michael phelps.

oh, man… i’m gonna be earnest.

a few months ago, i was entrusted with writing this piece for hypebeast magazine.

i almost looked a gift horse in the mouth until i sat with it and realized it was a great opportunity to exercise my skills.

my apprehension arose because i was already in a writer’s block: i hadn’t written a single creative piece (outside of stand-up) in a year and change.

to be frank, the year before, i would start writing projects i couldn’t finish; i was assured this would be another.

but the interview was casual, the editing wasn’t taxing, and writing the in-between pieces came with ease.

so shout-out to @zachsokol for the opportunity, and to @rossthe59 who recommended me and edited, alongside zach. s/o @bagelbiteskevin who went crazy with the design layout.

i’m late with this, but hit the bio to read it online—or pick up the mag if it’s still available.

and let it be known: i’m in pursuit of greatness. people don’t usually say that, but i want to be one of the greats. i’m inspired by the greats. i’m as inspired by daniel day lewis, marlon brando, viola davis, as i am by michael jordan and michael phelps.

oh, man… i’m gonna be earnest.

a few months ago, i was entrusted with writing this piece for hypebeast magazine.

i almost looked a gift horse in the mouth until i sat with it and realized it was a great opportunity to exercise my skills.

my apprehension arose because i was already in a writer’s block: i hadn’t written a single creative piece (outside of stand-up) in a year and change.

to be frank, the year before, i would start writing projects i couldn’t finish; i was assured this would be another.

but the interview was casual, the editing wasn’t taxing, and writing the in-between pieces came with ease.

so shout-out to @zachsokol for the opportunity, and to @rossthe59 who recommended me and edited, alongside zach. s/o @bagelbiteskevin who went crazy with the design layout.

i’m late with this, but hit the bio to read it online—or pick up the mag if it’s still available.

and let it be known: i’m in pursuit of greatness. people don’t usually say that, but i want to be one of the greats. i’m inspired by the greats. i’m as inspired by daniel day lewis, marlon brando, viola davis, as i am by michael jordan and michael phelps.

oh, man… i’m gonna be earnest.

a few months ago, i was entrusted with writing this piece for hypebeast magazine.

i almost looked a gift horse in the mouth until i sat with it and realized it was a great opportunity to exercise my skills.

my apprehension arose because i was already in a writer’s block: i hadn’t written a single creative piece (outside of stand-up) in a year and change.

to be frank, the year before, i would start writing projects i couldn’t finish; i was assured this would be another.

but the interview was casual, the editing wasn’t taxing, and writing the in-between pieces came with ease.

so shout-out to @zachsokol for the opportunity, and to @rossthe59 who recommended me and edited, alongside zach. s/o @bagelbiteskevin who went crazy with the design layout.

i’m late with this, but hit the bio to read it online—or pick up the mag if it’s still available.

and let it be known: i’m in pursuit of greatness. people don’t usually say that, but i want to be one of the greats. i’m inspired by the greats. i’m as inspired by daniel day lewis, marlon brando, viola davis, as i am by michael jordan and michael phelps.

oh, man… i’m gonna be earnest.

a few months ago, i was entrusted with writing this piece for hypebeast magazine.

i almost looked a gift horse in the mouth until i sat with it and realized it was a great opportunity to exercise my skills.

my apprehension arose because i was already in a writer’s block: i hadn’t written a single creative piece (outside of stand-up) in a year and change.

to be frank, the year before, i would start writing projects i couldn’t finish; i was assured this would be another.

but the interview was casual, the editing wasn’t taxing, and writing the in-between pieces came with ease.

so shout-out to @zachsokol for the opportunity, and to @rossthe59 who recommended me and edited, alongside zach. s/o @bagelbiteskevin who went crazy with the design layout.

i’m late with this, but hit the bio to read it online—or pick up the mag if it’s still available.

and let it be known: i’m in pursuit of greatness. people don’t usually say that, but i want to be one of the greats. i’m inspired by the greats. i’m as inspired by daniel day lewis, marlon brando, viola davis, as i am by michael jordan and michael phelps.

oh, man… i’m gonna be earnest.

a few months ago, i was entrusted with writing this piece for hypebeast magazine.

i almost looked a gift horse in the mouth until i sat with it and realized it was a great opportunity to exercise my skills.

my apprehension arose because i was already in a writer’s block: i hadn’t written a single creative piece (outside of stand-up) in a year and change.

to be frank, the year before, i would start writing projects i couldn’t finish; i was assured this would be another.

but the interview was casual, the editing wasn’t taxing, and writing the in-between pieces came with ease.

so shout-out to @zachsokol for the opportunity, and to @rossthe59 who recommended me and edited, alongside zach. s/o @bagelbiteskevin who went crazy with the design layout.

i’m late with this, but hit the bio to read it online—or pick up the mag if it’s still available.

and let it be known: i’m in pursuit of greatness. people don’t usually say that, but i want to be one of the greats. i’m inspired by the greats. i’m as inspired by daniel day lewis, marlon brando, viola davis, as i am by michael jordan and michael phelps.

i’m realizing my relationships are a lot different than what my parents experienced at this age.

thanks for having me on @comedicx, for your not another 420 show.

photo by: @rossthe59

i’ve been in the lab on silly goose mode.

so sorry for being so distant.

but to keep it real, i had to walk away from a lot of y’all because the mentality wasn’t ‘09 chalamet.

like, i needed to be surrounded by the grind; the hustle. people on they keenan thompson.

and since then, everyday i’ve been putting in work: that’s two doses of wellbutrin a day, anxiety attacks during small talk, reading infinite jest in reverse, and syncing bell hooks talks to dilla beats.

and now, i’m ready to emerge.

on 4/19 @comedicx has me on a show with like some seriously talented comics. come out show love.

hit the link in bio for the tickets. and if you really tryna lock-in slide through the carousel for guidance.

photo by @paulhempstead

i’ve been in the lab on silly goose mode.

so sorry for being so distant.

but to keep it real, i had to walk away from a lot of y’all because the mentality wasn’t ‘09 chalamet.

like, i needed to be surrounded by the grind; the hustle. people on they keenan thompson.

and since then, everyday i’ve been putting in work: that’s two doses of wellbutrin a day, anxiety attacks during small talk, reading infinite jest in reverse, and syncing bell hooks talks to dilla beats.

and now, i’m ready to emerge.

on 4/19 @comedicx has me on a show with like some seriously talented comics. come out show love.

hit the link in bio for the tickets. and if you really tryna lock-in slide through the carousel for guidance.

photo by @paulhempstead

i’ve been in the lab on silly goose mode.

so sorry for being so distant.

but to keep it real, i had to walk away from a lot of y’all because the mentality wasn’t ‘09 chalamet.

like, i needed to be surrounded by the grind; the hustle. people on they keenan thompson.

and since then, everyday i’ve been putting in work: that’s two doses of wellbutrin a day, anxiety attacks during small talk, reading infinite jest in reverse, and syncing bell hooks talks to dilla beats.

and now, i’m ready to emerge.

on 4/19 @comedicx has me on a show with like some seriously talented comics. come out show love.

hit the link in bio for the tickets. and if you really tryna lock-in slide through the carousel for guidance.

photo by @paulhempstead

i’ve been in the lab on silly goose mode.

so sorry for being so distant.

but to keep it real, i had to walk away from a lot of y’all because the mentality wasn’t ‘09 chalamet.

like, i needed to be surrounded by the grind; the hustle. people on they keenan thompson.

and since then, everyday i’ve been putting in work: that’s two doses of wellbutrin a day, anxiety attacks during small talk, reading infinite jest in reverse, and syncing bell hooks talks to dilla beats.

and now, i’m ready to emerge.

on 4/19 @comedicx has me on a show with like some seriously talented comics. come out show love.

hit the link in bio for the tickets. and if you really tryna lock-in slide through the carousel for guidance.

photo by @paulhempstead

i’ve been in the lab on silly goose mode.

so sorry for being so distant.

but to keep it real, i had to walk away from a lot of y’all because the mentality wasn’t ‘09 chalamet.

like, i needed to be surrounded by the grind; the hustle. people on they keenan thompson.

and since then, everyday i’ve been putting in work: that’s two doses of wellbutrin a day, anxiety attacks during small talk, reading infinite jest in reverse, and syncing bell hooks talks to dilla beats.

and now, i’m ready to emerge.

on 4/19 @comedicx has me on a show with like some seriously talented comics. come out show love.

hit the link in bio for the tickets. and if you really tryna lock-in slide through the carousel for guidance.

photo by @paulhempstead

i’ve been in the lab on silly goose mode.

so sorry for being so distant.

but to keep it real, i had to walk away from a lot of y’all because the mentality wasn’t ‘09 chalamet.

like, i needed to be surrounded by the grind; the hustle. people on they keenan thompson.

and since then, everyday i’ve been putting in work: that’s two doses of wellbutrin a day, anxiety attacks during small talk, reading infinite jest in reverse, and syncing bell hooks talks to dilla beats.

and now, i’m ready to emerge.

on 4/19 @comedicx has me on a show with like some seriously talented comics. come out show love.

hit the link in bio for the tickets. and if you really tryna lock-in slide through the carousel for guidance.

photo by @paulhempstead

i’ve been in the lab on silly goose mode.

so sorry for being so distant.

but to keep it real, i had to walk away from a lot of y’all because the mentality wasn’t ‘09 chalamet.

like, i needed to be surrounded by the grind; the hustle. people on they keenan thompson.

and since then, everyday i’ve been putting in work: that’s two doses of wellbutrin a day, anxiety attacks during small talk, reading infinite jest in reverse, and syncing bell hooks talks to dilla beats.

and now, i’m ready to emerge.

on 4/19 @comedicx has me on a show with like some seriously talented comics. come out show love.

hit the link in bio for the tickets. and if you really tryna lock-in slide through the carousel for guidance.

photo by @paulhempstead

i’ve been in the lab on silly goose mode.

so sorry for being so distant.

but to keep it real, i had to walk away from a lot of y’all because the mentality wasn’t ‘09 chalamet.

like, i needed to be surrounded by the grind; the hustle. people on they keenan thompson.

and since then, everyday i’ve been putting in work: that’s two doses of wellbutrin a day, anxiety attacks during small talk, reading infinite jest in reverse, and syncing bell hooks talks to dilla beats.

and now, i’m ready to emerge.

on 4/19 @comedicx has me on a show with like some seriously talented comics. come out show love.

hit the link in bio for the tickets. and if you really tryna lock-in slide through the carousel for guidance.

photo by @paulhempstead

as i tried to workshop this caption with my friend, i asked them “long or short captions?”

and they said short.

enraged, i yelled back:
“How about multi-syllabic
How about 8 paragraphs and thick
How about talented
How about loving and respectful
I archived my IG 10 weeks ago,
15 years faithful
My brother started making memes 3 weeks ago
at 21, he was wittier than me at 31
And I run six-burner accounts
This is my testimonial and I’m nothing but pure
And I ask you, ‘if you want to help me with this’
and you like short captions
Fuck out of here”

yeah, so we didn’t get anywhere but here are some photos from @noahclothing ss25.

photos by: @paulhempstead

s/o to crew models and anyone else i missed @brendonbabenzien1 @thedreamawake @johnny_knapp @_tylerwray_ @marco_galloway @nikolaihagen @__mikemartinez @hannahmatheny_ @neilfenton @shokomakeup @alvinabokhari

as i tried to workshop this caption with my friend, i asked them “long or short captions?”

and they said short.

enraged, i yelled back:
“How about multi-syllabic
How about 8 paragraphs and thick
How about talented
How about loving and respectful
I archived my IG 10 weeks ago,
15 years faithful
My brother started making memes 3 weeks ago
at 21, he was wittier than me at 31
And I run six-burner accounts
This is my testimonial and I’m nothing but pure
And I ask you, ‘if you want to help me with this’
and you like short captions
Fuck out of here”

yeah, so we didn’t get anywhere but here are some photos from @noahclothing ss25.

photos by: @paulhempstead

s/o to crew models and anyone else i missed @brendonbabenzien1 @thedreamawake @johnny_knapp @_tylerwray_ @marco_galloway @nikolaihagen @__mikemartinez @hannahmatheny_ @neilfenton @shokomakeup @alvinabokhari

as i tried to workshop this caption with my friend, i asked them “long or short captions?”

and they said short.

enraged, i yelled back:
“How about multi-syllabic
How about 8 paragraphs and thick
How about talented
How about loving and respectful
I archived my IG 10 weeks ago,
15 years faithful
My brother started making memes 3 weeks ago
at 21, he was wittier than me at 31
And I run six-burner accounts
This is my testimonial and I’m nothing but pure
And I ask you, ‘if you want to help me with this’
and you like short captions
Fuck out of here”

yeah, so we didn’t get anywhere but here are some photos from @noahclothing ss25.

photos by: @paulhempstead

s/o to crew models and anyone else i missed @brendonbabenzien1 @thedreamawake @johnny_knapp @_tylerwray_ @marco_galloway @nikolaihagen @__mikemartinez @hannahmatheny_ @neilfenton @shokomakeup @alvinabokhari

as i tried to workshop this caption with my friend, i asked them “long or short captions?”

and they said short.

enraged, i yelled back:
“How about multi-syllabic
How about 8 paragraphs and thick
How about talented
How about loving and respectful
I archived my IG 10 weeks ago,
15 years faithful
My brother started making memes 3 weeks ago
at 21, he was wittier than me at 31
And I run six-burner accounts
This is my testimonial and I’m nothing but pure
And I ask you, ‘if you want to help me with this’
and you like short captions
Fuck out of here”

yeah, so we didn’t get anywhere but here are some photos from @noahclothing ss25.

photos by: @paulhempstead

s/o to crew models and anyone else i missed @brendonbabenzien1 @thedreamawake @johnny_knapp @_tylerwray_ @marco_galloway @nikolaihagen @__mikemartinez @hannahmatheny_ @neilfenton @shokomakeup @alvinabokhari

as i tried to workshop this caption with my friend, i asked them “long or short captions?”

and they said short.

enraged, i yelled back:
“How about multi-syllabic
How about 8 paragraphs and thick
How about talented
How about loving and respectful
I archived my IG 10 weeks ago,
15 years faithful
My brother started making memes 3 weeks ago
at 21, he was wittier than me at 31
And I run six-burner accounts
This is my testimonial and I’m nothing but pure
And I ask you, ‘if you want to help me with this’
and you like short captions
Fuck out of here”

yeah, so we didn’t get anywhere but here are some photos from @noahclothing ss25.

photos by: @paulhempstead

s/o to crew models and anyone else i missed @brendonbabenzien1 @thedreamawake @johnny_knapp @_tylerwray_ @marco_galloway @nikolaihagen @__mikemartinez @hannahmatheny_ @neilfenton @shokomakeup @alvinabokhari

as i tried to workshop this caption with my friend, i asked them “long or short captions?”

and they said short.

enraged, i yelled back:
“How about multi-syllabic
How about 8 paragraphs and thick
How about talented
How about loving and respectful
I archived my IG 10 weeks ago,
15 years faithful
My brother started making memes 3 weeks ago
at 21, he was wittier than me at 31
And I run six-burner accounts
This is my testimonial and I’m nothing but pure
And I ask you, ‘if you want to help me with this’
and you like short captions
Fuck out of here”

yeah, so we didn’t get anywhere but here are some photos from @noahclothing ss25.

photos by: @paulhempstead

s/o to crew models and anyone else i missed @brendonbabenzien1 @thedreamawake @johnny_knapp @_tylerwray_ @marco_galloway @nikolaihagen @__mikemartinez @hannahmatheny_ @neilfenton @shokomakeup @alvinabokhari

as i tried to workshop this caption with my friend, i asked them “long or short captions?”

and they said short.

enraged, i yelled back:
“How about multi-syllabic
How about 8 paragraphs and thick
How about talented
How about loving and respectful
I archived my IG 10 weeks ago,
15 years faithful
My brother started making memes 3 weeks ago
at 21, he was wittier than me at 31
And I run six-burner accounts
This is my testimonial and I’m nothing but pure
And I ask you, ‘if you want to help me with this’
and you like short captions
Fuck out of here”

yeah, so we didn’t get anywhere but here are some photos from @noahclothing ss25.

photos by: @paulhempstead

s/o to crew models and anyone else i missed @brendonbabenzien1 @thedreamawake @johnny_knapp @_tylerwray_ @marco_galloway @nikolaihagen @__mikemartinez @hannahmatheny_ @neilfenton @shokomakeup @alvinabokhari

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy

if you haven’t wondered where i’ve been or if you had the pleasure of catching me in the real world andthought, “jamier seems a bit off. wow, jamier’s social interactions are awkward,” or my favorite, “why does he keep talking about how forex isn’t that bad?”

well, it was all part of the bit. and i’m gonna let the bit kill me.

why did the bit takeover me? well, if we look at what aimé césaire, prominent afro-surrealist, says about the bit, he describes it as a dialectical technique or system of thinking that expounds on, “the truest urge that elicits from the depths of man in an effort to expose ourselves to what we hold as objective truths…and the fucking vibes.” so true aimé. so true.

so yeah; i’ve been hitting open mics as much as i can, telling my little “he hahs” while trying to convince myself in a room of silent comics glaring at me that i actually might be funny.

still don’t know yet but maybe you all can decide for yourself. alongside some wildly talented comics—featuring art by @stev_garci—i’ve been invited to do a set at @comedicx nov 2nd at @legacydumbo.

show is produced by @oluwa__feranmi, so hit the link and bio for tickets.

photo by @marisalangleyy