Two Knives
Sad rock music and Simpsons references
🔪Newcastle // Australia🔪

Huge Easter Sunday show in the Steel City!
Sunday 5th April, Hamilton Station Hotel.
Tickets available via Oztix.

A third gig???? What are we, a real band? This Thursday 23/4 catch us with our pals in @jacqueslevysdesire and @carnivaraband for this free gig at @baronthehill and then call in sick to work on Friday 🤷

THURSDAY // 23rd April
Next Thursday marks the final show in this Home Grown series!
Legends @carnivaraband will be sending us off joined by @jacqueslevysdesire and @two.knives 🤩
Thank you to everyone that has been a part of this project so far. And if you haven’t made it out to a show yet, this is your last chance to join us!
See you there 🌼

I will leave it up to the other bands to decide which posters are getting eliminated.
@burninhellau @deadmall_ @latest_god @discountcodehc @goethe.au @daisychainnc @knifepointws @xstarscreamx0_0 @hamiltonstationhotel

Hi everyone this is RMC just letting you know we have a gig on Easter Sunday at the hamo and it’s with a bunch of cool bands like @burninhellau and @deadmall_ and @goethe.au and @latest_god and @discountcodehc and @daisychainnc and @xstarscreamx0_0 and our knifey brethren in @knifepointws anyway a bunch of the bands for this show made their own posters for this gig and I said I was going to do one too but then I got too distracted making video edits of Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development only to remember that the @hamiltonstationhotel band room doesn’t have a big screen yet so I guess you’ll just have to look at this photo from our last gig that @waywardtheheretic took okay love yas bye

Big love to everyone who came out last night, let’s do it again some time?
📸 @waywardtheheretic

See u tonight @hamiltonstationhotel with our two wives (@trophywyfe_ and @privatewives ) but also @greatjobband and @stagger_back2you
(Memes courtesy of @brodiejchristie )

See u tonight @hamiltonstationhotel with our two wives (@trophywyfe_ and @privatewives ) but also @greatjobband and @stagger_back2you
(Memes courtesy of @brodiejchristie )

See u tonight @hamiltonstationhotel with our two wives (@trophywyfe_ and @privatewives ) but also @greatjobband and @stagger_back2you
(Memes courtesy of @brodiejchristie )

THIS FRIDAY // NEW YEAR, NEW YOU!
Join us for the first show of 2026! Headlined by @privatewives as they release their new album ‘Three Of Swords’!
Tickets available on the door or via @oztix

Fellas, if your girl hasn’t told you yet, what she really wants for Christmas is tickets to new year, new you at the hamo. Yes, even more than that other thing that she said she wanted. I promise she’ll be over the moon.
📆 January 2nd
📍 @hamiltonstationhotel
🎸 @privatewives @greatjobband @stagger_back2you@trophywyfe_
💸 twenty dollary doos (+ bf)
📸 @waywardtheheretic

We hope you have enjoyed getting to know us, now it’s your turn! We would love to get to know you, our pocket knives 🔪 What is your favourite Simpsons quote? What song are you requesting at emo night? How many toddlers do you think you could beat in a fight? What is your favourite post gig feed? Would you still love us if we were all worms?
📸 @waywardtheheretic

🔪 The final instalment of the gripping series “meet the band” featuring @lukecorey 🔪
Name: Luke
Instrument: Tubs
Favourite Simpsons quote: “Is it about my cube?”
Favourite Two Knives song: Laz 11
What song are you requesting at emo night? Notice Me - Balance And Composure
Do you think you could beat 100 toddlers in a fight?
Have and would again.
What are your letterboxd top 4 and which one of them do you think is the most pretentious choice?
The Lighthouse, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Emperor’s New Groove, The Banshees Of Inisherin.
HAARK! Let Neptune strike dead those who say The Lighthouse is pretentious!
Best live music venue in Newcastle?
Gotta be the Hamo.
Best post-gig feed?
Guz.
Come find out why the @hamiltonstationhotel is the best venue in Newy on January 2nd.
📸 @waywardtheheretic
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