Teddy Clitter
Drag King Legend
Naarms ultimate hype man
Hardest working man on Smith Street
Geelong Born Bogan living in Melbourne
DM for bookings
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️

Ahoy bears! 🐻 🏴☠️
Weigh Anchor SH26 Closing Party is 3 weeks away, and blimey, do we have a spectacular show for you!
We’ve gathered a formidable crew of 3 drag artists who are ready to blow you away!
@jemimahandful
@teddyclitter
@divyaflorez
If you want to witness these incredible entertainers bring the heat to the high seas! 🌊🔥
Don’t walk the plank secure your ticket to the Weigh Anchor Closing Party via the link in our bio 🎟️🏴☠️
THE BAR RENOVATION HAS BEGUN! We decided to let the UBCrew take out some of their frustrations on the old office wall, and they did NOT hold back.
You can catch the NEW look UBQ from 8pm Friday!

TEDDY’S WORLD kicks off from 6pm tonight at LCKR ROOM! Catch your fave dad in the rave cave with shows, games, shenanigans and more - this week with special guests D Flowers and Prozac
Cheap drinks til 8pm / $12 Pizza and Pot til kitchen close

THIS WEEK at LCKR ROOM
🔑 FRI - When I got to the club I wanna… FKN GAY is back for another week, and this time we’re going straight back to brat summer as DJ Hardly Famous brings you non-stop Charli and friends all night long
Open 10pm til late / Free entry / $10 Vodka Red Bull til midnight / RSVP for a FREE shot on entry
⭐️ SAT - FLASH from 10pm
🌏 SUN - Teddy’s World is headed downstairs to LCKR ROOM this Sunday as we start to take a sledgehammer to the upstairs bar! Join your host Teddy Clitter for all things pop, camp and shenanigans from 6pm til late - This week he’s joined by special guests D Flowers and Prozac / Followed by Late Night Karaoke 🎤
$8 House Spirits + $8 Beer Pints + $12 Aperol Spritz til 8pm / $12 Pizza and Pot til kitchen close!
Ive been busy as per usual trying to craft up my debut set, come witness the birth of either the best or most diabolical thing you've ever heard.
Head to the website and pop in my promo code: DIFFICULTIES and grab your tickets OR come see me in person for a cheaper ticket.
Ill be throwing down on Saturday 20th June.
Thanks to - @yourshotau @jblaustralia @alphathetaglobal @redbullau @smirnoff

TEDDY’S WORLD tonight at UBQ! Keep the weekend kickin’ on as your favourite rave dad Teddy Clitter brings you shows, games and shenanigans galoreeeeee, plus this week he’s bringing Amnesia and Misty Boxx along for the ride
Open from 6pm with FREE entry all night
CHEAP drinks til 8pm
$12 Pizza and Pot until kitchen close

TEDDY’S WORLD tonight at UBQ! Keep the weekend kickin’ on as your favourite rave dad Teddy Clitter brings you shows, games and shenanigans galoreeeeee, plus this week he’s bringing Amnesia and Misty Boxx along for the ride
Open from 6pm with FREE entry all night
CHEAP drinks til 8pm
$12 Pizza and Pot until kitchen close

👉 Here’s what you can catch this week at UBQ 👈
THURSDAY - TRIVIA + KARAOKE, Pop on up to do the big ol’ think or do the big ol’ sing! Let’s Get Quizzical kicks off from the family friendly time of 7:30pm with your hostess Strewth as y’all battle it out for a CASH MONEY prize of $100 🤑 Then keep the night going with your hostess Miss Bobbee Pinn for some Thursday Karaoke from 9:30-ish until 3am 🌝
THURSDAY SPECIALS: $10 Carlton + Brick Lane Pints til 8pm, $15 Parmas til kitchen close, $10 Vodka Energy 9pm-3am
FRIDAY - DRAG RACE + SHOWCASE + KARAOKE, we’re keeping Fridays jam packed at UBQ from (almost) open til close ⚡️ Catch Drag Race All Stars 11 on the BIG screens from 6:30pm, then DAYTONA, SINDEL & CHICAGO take to the stage from 9pm-ish for your favourite Friday drag production shows with Showcase 💃and *then* we round out the night from around 11pm with the fabulous Miss 2Joocee navigating you through the wild and wondrous would of Late Night Karaoke
FRIDAY SPECIALS: $8 Carlton + Brick Lane Pints / $8 House Spirits / $10 Vodka Cruisers til 8pm, $15 Pizzas til kitchen close, $20 Long Islands from 8pm-3am
SATURDAY - FLASH
SUNDAY - TEDDY’S WORLD + LATE NIGHT KARAOKE, round out your weekend in the bestest of ways with your favourite Dad Teddy Clitter as we venture into another week of Teddy’s World 🗺️ this week he’s joined by special guests Amnesia and Misty Boxx! Open from 6pm with shows from 7:30pm, then keep the night going with a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of Late Night Karaoke - because Monday doesn’t matter at all!
SUNDAY SESH SPECIALS: $8 Carlton + Brick Lane Pints / $8 House Spirits / $12 Aperol Spritz til 8pm, $12 Pizza and Pot combo til kitchen close
Catch all the action at 97 Smith St, Fitzroy
Be Here, Be Queer!
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎

Happy Sunday! Shake off those end of the weekend blues and take a trip into the world of Teddy 🌏 and score a cheap drink and feed as you take in the views of camp shows and shenanigans abound
Open from 6pm with free entry all night long
$8 Basics + Beers til 8pm / $12 Aperols til 8pm / $12 Pizza and Pot til kitchen close

Introducing ..our performers!! 💖🦄✨
THIS Friday it will not disappoint, grab your m8s for May8 and come watch, scream, laugh and cheer on these HOT performances we have lined up… 🥵
🔹9PM Melissa Intent! 💃
@mynameismelissaintent is an up and coming transfemme drag queen dedicated to bring a blend of beauty and stupidity wherever she goes. She loves entertaining her audiences with her signature style of gorgeous with pepperings of camp. Whether it be a high energy dance number or an ode to Jimmy Barnes, Melissa Intent is a guaranteed good time gal that not only holds space but takes it up.
🔸9:30PM Teddy Clitter! 🕺
@teddyclitter a bogan vision of your dreams often donning the hottest mullet around town with his definition of glamour being slapping rhinestones on everything along with a stunning bogan vernacular. This incredibly high camp clown loves to boogey on down have a good bloody party, if hes not on stage you can probably find him at the bar or flirting with the babes in the smoker’s area, what suprises is he gonna pull out of his mullet? You’ll have to come along to find out
🔹10PM Florence Fable! 🧚🏼♀️
@florence.fable is the triple-flipping, high-kicking, hair whipping burlesque whirlwind. Blending high energy dance and classic burlesque styling with a cheeky sense of humour, Florence brings her particular brand of joy to a variety of stages across Naarm and beyond. Dancer, provocateur, goofball - Florence Fable is the five foot high femme dream girl your mother warned you about.
Don’t sleep on this, it’s going to be big, grab the lucky few last pre sale tix available and get ready for FriYAY! 🌈
🔗 link for tickets can be found in our bio xx

Introducing ..our performers!! 💖🦄✨
THIS Friday it will not disappoint, grab your m8s for May8 and come watch, scream, laugh and cheer on these HOT performances we have lined up… 🥵
🔹9PM Melissa Intent! 💃
@mynameismelissaintent is an up and coming transfemme drag queen dedicated to bring a blend of beauty and stupidity wherever she goes. She loves entertaining her audiences with her signature style of gorgeous with pepperings of camp. Whether it be a high energy dance number or an ode to Jimmy Barnes, Melissa Intent is a guaranteed good time gal that not only holds space but takes it up.
🔸9:30PM Teddy Clitter! 🕺
@teddyclitter a bogan vision of your dreams often donning the hottest mullet around town with his definition of glamour being slapping rhinestones on everything along with a stunning bogan vernacular. This incredibly high camp clown loves to boogey on down have a good bloody party, if hes not on stage you can probably find him at the bar or flirting with the babes in the smoker’s area, what suprises is he gonna pull out of his mullet? You’ll have to come along to find out
🔹10PM Florence Fable! 🧚🏼♀️
@florence.fable is the triple-flipping, high-kicking, hair whipping burlesque whirlwind. Blending high energy dance and classic burlesque styling with a cheeky sense of humour, Florence brings her particular brand of joy to a variety of stages across Naarm and beyond. Dancer, provocateur, goofball - Florence Fable is the five foot high femme dream girl your mother warned you about.
Don’t sleep on this, it’s going to be big, grab the lucky few last pre sale tix available and get ready for FriYAY! 🌈
🔗 link for tickets can be found in our bio xx

Introducing ..our performers!! 💖🦄✨
THIS Friday it will not disappoint, grab your m8s for May8 and come watch, scream, laugh and cheer on these HOT performances we have lined up… 🥵
🔹9PM Melissa Intent! 💃
@mynameismelissaintent is an up and coming transfemme drag queen dedicated to bring a blend of beauty and stupidity wherever she goes. She loves entertaining her audiences with her signature style of gorgeous with pepperings of camp. Whether it be a high energy dance number or an ode to Jimmy Barnes, Melissa Intent is a guaranteed good time gal that not only holds space but takes it up.
🔸9:30PM Teddy Clitter! 🕺
@teddyclitter a bogan vision of your dreams often donning the hottest mullet around town with his definition of glamour being slapping rhinestones on everything along with a stunning bogan vernacular. This incredibly high camp clown loves to boogey on down have a good bloody party, if hes not on stage you can probably find him at the bar or flirting with the babes in the smoker’s area, what suprises is he gonna pull out of his mullet? You’ll have to come along to find out
🔹10PM Florence Fable! 🧚🏼♀️
@florence.fable is the triple-flipping, high-kicking, hair whipping burlesque whirlwind. Blending high energy dance and classic burlesque styling with a cheeky sense of humour, Florence brings her particular brand of joy to a variety of stages across Naarm and beyond. Dancer, provocateur, goofball - Florence Fable is the five foot high femme dream girl your mother warned you about.
Don’t sleep on this, it’s going to be big, grab the lucky few last pre sale tix available and get ready for FriYAY! 🌈
🔗 link for tickets can be found in our bio xx

Here’s what you can catch this week at UBQ!
🤑🤔 THU - Join your hostess Strewth for Let’s Get Quizzical! Come and do the big ol’ think and you could take out the 👉 GRAND PRIZE of $100 CASH MONEY! 👈 Free to play with cheap drinks + food before 8pm, open from 6pm - Followed by Thursday Karaoke with your hostess Miss Bobbee Pinn 🎤
➡️ $10 Tap Beer Pints til 8pm + $15 Parmas til kitchen close / $10 Vodka Energy 9pm til close
🏁 FRI - from 6:30pm, Racers - start your engines - RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 11 premieres on the big screens at UBQ from 6:30pm! Grab a table booking or walk on in with ahhhhmazing drink and food specials to kick off your weekend RIGHT
➡️ $8 House Spirits + Tap Beers til 8pm / $10 Cruisers til 8pm / $15 Pizzas til kitchen close
💃FRI - from 9pm Join Daytona, Sindel & Jacqui for your Friday Night Showcase! HUGE drag production shows throughout the night and good vibes to match - Followed by Late Night Karaoke with 2Joocee 🎤
➡️ $8 House Spirits + Tap Beers til 8pm / $10 Cruisers til 8pm / $15 Pizzas til kitchen close / $20 Long Islands 8pm til 3am
⭐️ SAT from 10pm - FLASH
🌎 SUN - Teddy’s World is back for another week with your host Teddy Clitter! Open from 6pm with SUNDAY SESH drink specials til 8pm, this week Teddy is joined by extra special guests Mr Misty Eyed and Rebel! Followed by Late Night Karaoke til the lights come on 🎤
➡️ $8 Tap Beer Pints, $8 House Spirits, $12 Aperol Spritz til 8pm / $12 Mini Pizza-and-Pot combo til kitchen close
Be Here, Be Queer!
UBQ - Upstairs 97 Smith St, Fitzroy
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

The weather may be weathering, but it’s always sunny in Teddy’s World! Pop on up from 6pm for your weekly dose of shows, games and shenanigans as your host Teddy Clitter is joined by special guests Kali Forni-Kate and Andii G 🥰
Free entry all night! Followed by Late Night Karaoke 🎤
Drag Trivia night is on again next Thursday the 7th of May! ✏️
A mix of trivia, mini games & sponsored @bodriggybrewingco prizes hosted by our beautiful bogan with a sexy mullet @teddyclitter
hope see you there! 💀
booking via 📧info@jackandbones.com OR via 💻Quandoo.com
#dragtrivia #dragmelbourne #melbourneevents #melbournetrivia #flinderslane
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