Jordan Barr
comedian and triple j weekends host
‘Choir Girl’ tickets are on sale now!!
this one’s for the girls 🎣
#womeninspace #spacewomen #putthosewomenupthere #whatsthedealwithwomenandthemoonandtheirperiods #libra

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷

As most of you know, on Friday 08/05 I purchased a Von Dutch water bottle in the style of a Stanley Cup. I should be clear, this is not an authentic Stanley Cup. I don’t wish to bring shame upon the Stanley name. They have nothing to do with this and remain untarnished.
That being said, I believe this bottle a cursed talisman.
Since its purchase I have fully torn two ligaments in my RIGHT ankle, received a parking fine for staying just 4 hours over in a 15 minute zone and received my period.
I have tried to pass the bottle on to enemies (pictured here) but it keeps finding its way back to me.
I should never have been so greedy and so woman. This is my punishment.
‘If you see them in the street, walking by her side, talking by her side, have pity. They are going through the unimaginable.’ - the ensemble in that skip song in Hamilton 🩷
Should there be a hospo draft?
🎤 @jbarr_666
Catch Jordan at the Sydney Comedy Festival from 7-10 May - you don't wanna miss her

they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!

they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!

they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!

they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!
they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!

they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!

they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!

they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!

they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!

they say 11:35pm on a Sunday isn’t prime time 😏let’s prove ‘em wrong 😏
what a month!

well fuck me we’re heading towards the final week of the melbluene intervayjonal comedy festival! let’s goooooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪
choir girl is on at 6:10 tonight!

well fuck me we’re heading towards the final week of the melbluene intervayjonal comedy festival! let’s goooooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪
choir girl is on at 6:10 tonight!

well fuck me we’re heading towards the final week of the melbluene intervayjonal comedy festival! let’s goooooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪
choir girl is on at 6:10 tonight!

well fuck me we’re heading towards the final week of the melbluene intervayjonal comedy festival! let’s goooooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪
choir girl is on at 6:10 tonight!

well fuck me we’re heading towards the final week of the melbluene intervayjonal comedy festival! let’s goooooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪
choir girl is on at 6:10 tonight!

well fuck me we’re heading towards the final week of the melbluene intervayjonal comedy festival! let’s goooooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪
choir girl is on at 6:10 tonight!

well fuck me we’re heading towards the final week of the melbluene intervayjonal comedy festival! let’s goooooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪
choir girl is on at 6:10 tonight!

well fuck me we’re heading towards the final week of the melbluene intervayjonal comedy festival! let’s goooooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪
choir girl is on at 6:10 tonight!

well fuck me we’re heading towards the final week of the melbluene intervayjonal comedy festival! let’s goooooo 🤪🤪🤪🤪
choir girl is on at 6:10 tonight!

yeah go on share it around, I’m as shocked as you are!
we’re going DOWN
I’m yelling TIMBER
you BETTER move
you BETTER dance
Pokémon go to my show this weekend I beg you

yeah go on share it around, I’m as shocked as you are!
we’re going DOWN
I’m yelling TIMBER
you BETTER move
you BETTER dance
Pokémon go to my show this weekend I beg you
brb putting this on my myspace profile, dm me if u wanna be in my top 8 #grousehouse #specialinterestquiz #aussiecomedy
Any JuleHeads in the chat???? This was actually cut for time and is only in the extended version of the podcast on patreon... if this is the stuff we cut out, imagine what we keep!!!!
Watch Special Interest Quiz to be retraumatised by the inappropriate comments of ur youth #aussiecomedy

SPECIAL INTEREST QUIZ SEASON 2!!!
EP 1 DROPS TONIGHT ON @grousehousetv 🫡
@alex.hines___ @searlo_and @weezasqueeza are so funny in this you’re gonna bust.
i love hosting SIQ so much ❤️❤️❤️
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