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Shoutout fake grass for protecting me from wasabi

#fakegrass #sushi #takeout #solange

I gotta rescue a maiden just to view my paystubs!!!

#twofactorauthentication #cybersecurity #tech #rumplestiltskin

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
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Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿

Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿

Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿

Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿

Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

I battle these thoughts constantly as a first-gen American tbh

#laborunion #comedy #officeculture #workplaceculture

Babe the place is open for another 5 hours you’re fine!

#typea #chroniclateness #friendship

And then I feel the urge to have a celebration with every human who has ever been kind to me in my life

#birthday #birthdayplans #aging

And they blind you with their 24/7 LEDs

#smokeshop #exotic #za

Me when I don’t do my morning pages and capitalism wins

#artist #comedian #actor #writer

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”

@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

And then it’s a picture of something that snuck onto earth and you’re like aww so cute bestie

#dating #friends #girlcode

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Still holding onto the magic from SombraLuz ✨ Thank you to everyone who joined us at @teatrocirculonyc for this workshop reading of Montserrat Méndez’s powerful new work.We hope you felt something, saw something, and carried a piece of it with you. Montserrat’s writing moved us deeply and we’re grateful to witness it alongside you.

Gracias por estar con nosotros, por escuchar, por sentir. 💛

Photos by @eabreuvisuals 📸

Chicago! We have an incredible stand-up comedy showcase coming your way next week! For One Night Only catch @ashmayers @jeuellcomedy @adammanno @blablameyer @wherestrist @xtomcattx @juannyarellano @andiewonna all on one stage bringing you the very best they have!

Stars & Garters is thrilled to have this roster of comics from all over the country (plus some Chicago natives), representing a wide spectrum of perspectives you won't hear anywhere else.

Tickets are $12 pre-sale and $15 at the door, so round up your friends, and lock your admission down now!

Ticket link at starsandgarterstheater.com.