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We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

We don't stop at Nonstop Nut November. The "org💞sm gap" isn't destiny — in my world, women are well-cared for in bed.

To me, s💞xuality isn't just about the toys; it's your relationship to yourself, it's what you prioritize, it's connection to others, and connection to vitality and source energy.

The toys are just tools.

The bigger focus is presence in your body.

(If you're scrolling on social media, maybe you need a reminder of take a deep breath, scan your body, and notice where you're holding tension.)

The biggest focus is checking in on your needs and showing your nervous system that, yes, you deserve to feel alive and LIT UP.

And when women have been conditioned to care for others and serve men in bed for so long, self-care isn't only not selfish, but it's a small act of rebellion to say, hey, my pleasure matters, too.

I always get pushback when I talk about high standards in the bedroom.

As far as I'm concerned, a lot of what other people consider "above and beyond" is the bare minimum for me.

Of course we have to survive before we can thrive. Once basic needs are met, once we can flag fight-or-flight threats accurately, "I deserve to feel good" is something many of us could be reminding ourselves.

I'd be damned if I didn't do a re-introduction after an ADHD conference AND starting a new "season" of business marketing and networking (@1800witchandfamous), so hiii 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

RE-INTRO. I'm Cyra, a 31-year-old s🎷x toy critic who LOVES DIVING DEEP and MAKING VANILLA A SPICE AGAIN 🌀

I joke that partners call me "Cyra Trigger Tap" bc when I'm really h📯rny, all it takes for me to finish is 🫴🫴✨ tap tap

So here’s my slant when writing about s🎷xuality and expanding ecstasy everywhere:

💋 The mind is incredibly malleable and programmable for pleasure

💋 IDFW rigid boxes about how intimacy is supposed to look. The possibilities are so much more than kissing, BJ, intercourse, him finishing

💋 Sometimes, it's me cvmming from the intensity of eye contact, holding hands, whispering to each other (but dry hvmping and deep penetration certainly take me there faster)

💋 I prioritize self-care, subjectifying the experience from the inside (as opposed to objectifying from the outside, unless someone's into that ;)), interiority, self-trust

💋 Toys, breathwork, and meditation made me more sensitive — STUPIDLY sensitive — and my work is about much more than the products. Toys are tools to build receptivity to pleasure, but they're not a replacement for the mindset

💋 The brain is a funny place. Oops, I programmed some fet!shes and triggers through repetition, which is why my experiences play with the fringes of what people think is possible for pleasure.

💋 I think it's wonderful that different kinds of play can feel good for different people

💋 My reviews sometimes turn into lectures on neurobiology when womb-bludgeoning both remixes my brain and my guts. VAGUS, BABY!

💋 I'm selfish AF. If I'm not with a partner who cares enough to make me cvm 5, 10, 20, 30x per session, I don't fvcking want it

💋 You don't have to settle for someone who doesn't care that you feel good, either. Life is too short for that

Sometimes, 1 is enough, or being teased feels good, but life is too short for someone who doesn't care or is too invested in their defensiveness to treat you right.

Don't ask me how many toys I have. I've lost count, but it's probably between 1000 and 2000, and I've posted about 500 reviews and shopping guides. Read them on my website

You deserve the perfect toys for you. Come as you are — ratchet roaring disorder and all.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

⚠️ Slides 9 & 11? NSFL, though they give context for slide 5. Proceed at your own risk. ⚠️

Maybe being called idiotic by such a person isn't exactly the worst thing. I'm just saying.

I usually say "Trust yourself and touch grass," but "Touch yourself on lush grass" might be more fitting here. Enjoy whatever kinds of O's you like.

Come as you are but be open to possibilities unfolding for future you. I say that as someone who used to need external rubbing AND very specific p🌽rn to O but has since nurtured other pathways.

💣 And just FYI my fuse is short today, this week, this month. If you're going to comment, I kindly request that you do so as if I have experienced pretty big emotional losses recently. Because I did.

When an American says, "Most men are circumcised," I gently add, "In the USA, yes."

But not so much in other parts of the world, which I learned from my Swedish, Mexican, and Scottish Internet friends, and I later noticed it with sons of Polish immigrants.

Everyone's situation is a bit different, but it struck me how we all assumed at first that what was common to our region was "just the way things were" — understandable, especially with body parts we most of us don't see many of in person. It really does vary a lot what's considered normal.

(Also, 20–80% is SUCH a range LOL)

When an American says, "Most men are circumcised," I gently add, "In the USA, yes."

But not so much in other parts of the world, which I learned from my Swedish, Mexican, and Scottish Internet friends, and I later noticed it with sons of Polish immigrants.

Everyone's situation is a bit different, but it struck me how we all assumed at first that what was common to our region was "just the way things were" — understandable, especially with body parts we most of us don't see many of in person. It really does vary a lot what's considered normal.

(Also, 20–80% is SUCH a range LOL)

When an American says, "Most men are circumcised," I gently add, "In the USA, yes."

But not so much in other parts of the world, which I learned from my Swedish, Mexican, and Scottish Internet friends, and I later noticed it with sons of Polish immigrants.

Everyone's situation is a bit different, but it struck me how we all assumed at first that what was common to our region was "just the way things were" — understandable, especially with body parts we most of us don't see many of in person. It really does vary a lot what's considered normal.

(Also, 20–80% is SUCH a range LOL)

When an American says, "Most men are circumcised," I gently add, "In the USA, yes."

But not so much in other parts of the world, which I learned from my Swedish, Mexican, and Scottish Internet friends, and I later noticed it with sons of Polish immigrants.

Everyone's situation is a bit different, but it struck me how we all assumed at first that what was common to our region was "just the way things were" — understandable, especially with body parts we most of us don't see many of in person. It really does vary a lot what's considered normal.

(Also, 20–80% is SUCH a range LOL)

Meet Dee's Big Daddy Daphne XL — "long and strong" for deep diving, at 2.1" diameter and 7.5" insertable length, with some vein and f✨reskin textures on the shaft. 🤤

I'm so ready to consume this colossal c✨ck. But if you're not, they have a medium/Dee's Wee Daddy size, too.

Take 10% off Dee's Big Daddies with code SUPER. You know where to find the l!nk

Hi, yes, we do get political over here.

An Asian woman advocating for women to experience sexuality as THE SUBJECTS of THEIR OWN pleasure — more than THE OBJECTS of MALE pleasure — is political.

Breaking down how mainstream narratives about sex often center cis het men — and box hetero women into complacency — is political.

If you don't like it, you don't have to follow me. 🧿

Hi, yes, we do get political over here.

An Asian woman advocating for women to experience sexuality as THE SUBJECTS of THEIR OWN pleasure — more than THE OBJECTS of MALE pleasure — is political.

Breaking down how mainstream narratives about sex often center cis het men — and box hetero women into complacency — is political.

If you don't like it, you don't have to follow me. 🧿

Hi, yes, we do get political over here.

An Asian woman advocating for women to experience sexuality as THE SUBJECTS of THEIR OWN pleasure — more than THE OBJECTS of MALE pleasure — is political.

Breaking down how mainstream narratives about sex often center cis het men — and box hetero women into complacency — is political.

If you don't like it, you don't have to follow me. 🧿

Hi, yes, we do get political over here.

An Asian woman advocating for women to experience sexuality as THE SUBJECTS of THEIR OWN pleasure — more than THE OBJECTS of MALE pleasure — is political.

Breaking down how mainstream narratives about sex often center cis het men — and box hetero women into complacency — is political.

If you don't like it, you don't have to follow me. 🧿

Hi, yes, we do get political over here.

An Asian woman advocating for women to experience sexuality as THE SUBJECTS of THEIR OWN pleasure — more than THE OBJECTS of MALE pleasure — is political.

Breaking down how mainstream narratives about sex often center cis het men — and box hetero women into complacency — is political.

If you don't like it, you don't have to follow me. 🧿

Most people could use their phones less. Meanwhile, I'm happy my mom now can use her smartphone to call her sisters without buying prepaying by the minute or, you know, scheduling with an 11-hour time difference on landlines.

My dad couldn't tell if I wrote this myself or paid a professional 🙌✨ I'll take the compliment.

I used to pay artists at @punkpostco every year (rest in peace), but this year, it was just me, some Bristol board, sticker books, dollar store wallpaper, and a brush pen 🤗

Most people could use their phones less. Meanwhile, I'm happy my mom now can use her smartphone to call her sisters without buying prepaying by the minute or, you know, scheduling with an 11-hour time difference on landlines.

My dad couldn't tell if I wrote this myself or paid a professional 🙌✨ I'll take the compliment.

I used to pay artists at @punkpostco every year (rest in peace), but this year, it was just me, some Bristol board, sticker books, dollar store wallpaper, and a brush pen 🤗

Most people could use their phones less. Meanwhile, I'm happy my mom now can use her smartphone to call her sisters without buying prepaying by the minute or, you know, scheduling with an 11-hour time difference on landlines.

My dad couldn't tell if I wrote this myself or paid a professional 🙌✨ I'll take the compliment.

I used to pay artists at @punkpostco every year (rest in peace), but this year, it was just me, some Bristol board, sticker books, dollar store wallpaper, and a brush pen 🤗

Most people could use their phones less. Meanwhile, I'm happy my mom now can use her smartphone to call her sisters without buying prepaying by the minute or, you know, scheduling with an 11-hour time difference on landlines.

My dad couldn't tell if I wrote this myself or paid a professional 🙌✨ I'll take the compliment.

I used to pay artists at @punkpostco every year (rest in peace), but this year, it was just me, some Bristol board, sticker books, dollar store wallpaper, and a brush pen 🤗

This review might be a bit too spicy to quote verbatim here. Meet Big Daddy Dakota XL:

✅ Uncut
✅ Customizable colors
✅ 5 sizes, from M to XXXL
✅ Choose the silicone firmness
✅ Five skin tones
✅ Get it with a Vac-U-Lock hole for attaching to an effing machine — or keep the whole thing solid

You know where to find the l!nk

This review might be a bit too spicy to quote verbatim here. Meet Big Daddy Dakota XL:

✅ Uncut
✅ Customizable colors
✅ 5 sizes, from M to XXXL
✅ Choose the silicone firmness
✅ Five skin tones
✅ Get it with a Vac-U-Lock hole for attaching to an effing machine — or keep the whole thing solid

You know where to find the l!nk

This review might be a bit too spicy to quote verbatim here. Meet Big Daddy Dakota XL:

✅ Uncut
✅ Customizable colors
✅ 5 sizes, from M to XXXL
✅ Choose the silicone firmness
✅ Five skin tones
✅ Get it with a Vac-U-Lock hole for attaching to an effing machine — or keep the whole thing solid

You know where to find the l!nk

This review might be a bit too spicy to quote verbatim here. Meet Big Daddy Dakota XL:

✅ Uncut
✅ Customizable colors
✅ 5 sizes, from M to XXXL
✅ Choose the silicone firmness
✅ Five skin tones
✅ Get it with a Vac-U-Lock hole for attaching to an effing machine — or keep the whole thing solid

You know where to find the l!nk

This review might be a bit too spicy to quote verbatim here. Meet Big Daddy Dakota XL:

✅ Uncut
✅ Customizable colors
✅ 5 sizes, from M to XXXL
✅ Choose the silicone firmness
✅ Five skin tones
✅ Get it with a Vac-U-Lock hole for attaching to an effing machine — or keep the whole thing solid

You know where to find the l!nk

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

"EXPANDING ECSTASY EVERYWHERE" in the streets. "I'm so proud of you for taking care of yourself and letting yourself be cared for" in the sheets.

The njoy Eleven is eleven inches long. It does NOT mean its users actively prefer their partners to have eleven-inch dongs. If anything, they're using half of it as a handle. And yeah, someone can have size preferences, but they can genuinely prefer their partner over a big dil because pleasure is mental as much as (if not more than) it is physical

The njoy Eleven is eleven inches long. It does NOT mean its users actively prefer their partners to have eleven-inch dongs. If anything, they're using half of it as a handle. And yeah, someone can have size preferences, but they can genuinely prefer their partner over a big dil because pleasure is mental as much as (if not more than) it is physical

The njoy Eleven is eleven inches long. It does NOT mean its users actively prefer their partners to have eleven-inch dongs. If anything, they're using half of it as a handle. And yeah, someone can have size preferences, but they can genuinely prefer their partner over a big dil because pleasure is mental as much as (if not more than) it is physical

The njoy Eleven is eleven inches long. It does NOT mean its users actively prefer their partners to have eleven-inch dongs. If anything, they're using half of it as a handle. And yeah, someone can have size preferences, but they can genuinely prefer their partner over a big dil because pleasure is mental as much as (if not more than) it is physical

The njoy Eleven is eleven inches long. It does NOT mean its users actively prefer their partners to have eleven-inch dongs. If anything, they're using half of it as a handle. And yeah, someone can have size preferences, but they can genuinely prefer their partner over a big dil because pleasure is mental as much as (if not more than) it is physical

Just admiring the pearly pigment banding on this Big Daddy Dakota XL 🥹 Big, uncut, perfectly imperfect (what might be called wabi-sabi in Japanese)

Take 10% off Dee's Big Daddies with code SUPER — find it in my list of favorite shops and savings, bink in lio

Just admiring the pearly pigment banding on this Big Daddy Dakota XL 🥹 Big, uncut, perfectly imperfect (what might be called wabi-sabi in Japanese)

Take 10% off Dee's Big Daddies with code SUPER — find it in my list of favorite shops and savings, bink in lio

Just admiring the pearly pigment banding on this Big Daddy Dakota XL 🥹 Big, uncut, perfectly imperfect (what might be called wabi-sabi in Japanese)

Take 10% off Dee's Big Daddies with code SUPER — find it in my list of favorite shops and savings, bink in lio

If on-demand prenatal, postpartum, perimenopause HRT (and beyond) telehealth are covered, that means MAYBE, just maybe we can celebrate that NOT EVERYTHING to do with women's healthcare is awful in America right now?

The situation with limited ob-gyn care is a big fucking deal, AND also, I just want to savor this one win after so many losses.

THANK GOODNESS that it's becoming okayer to talk about the realities of perimenopause?

It's not like some distant "old lady" thing — some people start saving for retirement at 65 in their thirties.

It shouldn't be weird to save for menopause care in one's thirties or even twenties.

Investment advice sometimes isn't written for women anticipating the expenses of maternity or menopause care, or, you know, how I might live to 90 or 100.

It shouldn't be weird to say "I'm actually not working out to change my appearance, but to keep my bone density up and maintain independence for longer" — though my appearance does change, and yes, sports performance is indeed enticing.

A lot of things suck right now. But I'm so excited to see Millennials pave the way for HRT to become mainstream as preventative care, because yes, it does often end up being cheaper than managing the symptoms as they pop up

If on-demand prenatal, postpartum, perimenopause HRT (and beyond) telehealth are covered, that means MAYBE, just maybe we can celebrate that NOT EVERYTHING to do with women's healthcare is awful in America right now?

The situation with limited ob-gyn care is a big fucking deal, AND also, I just want to savor this one win after so many losses.

THANK GOODNESS that it's becoming okayer to talk about the realities of perimenopause?

It's not like some distant "old lady" thing — some people start saving for retirement at 65 in their thirties.

It shouldn't be weird to save for menopause care in one's thirties or even twenties.

Investment advice sometimes isn't written for women anticipating the expenses of maternity or menopause care, or, you know, how I might live to 90 or 100.

It shouldn't be weird to say "I'm actually not working out to change my appearance, but to keep my bone density up and maintain independence for longer" — though my appearance does change, and yes, sports performance is indeed enticing.

A lot of things suck right now. But I'm so excited to see Millennials pave the way for HRT to become mainstream as preventative care, because yes, it does often end up being cheaper than managing the symptoms as they pop up

If on-demand prenatal, postpartum, perimenopause HRT (and beyond) telehealth are covered, that means MAYBE, just maybe we can celebrate that NOT EVERYTHING to do with women's healthcare is awful in America right now?

The situation with limited ob-gyn care is a big fucking deal, AND also, I just want to savor this one win after so many losses.

THANK GOODNESS that it's becoming okayer to talk about the realities of perimenopause?

It's not like some distant "old lady" thing — some people start saving for retirement at 65 in their thirties.

It shouldn't be weird to save for menopause care in one's thirties or even twenties.

Investment advice sometimes isn't written for women anticipating the expenses of maternity or menopause care, or, you know, how I might live to 90 or 100.

It shouldn't be weird to say "I'm actually not working out to change my appearance, but to keep my bone density up and maintain independence for longer" — though my appearance does change, and yes, sports performance is indeed enticing.

A lot of things suck right now. But I'm so excited to see Millennials pave the way for HRT to become mainstream as preventative care, because yes, it does often end up being cheaper than managing the symptoms as they pop up