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New sh*t just dropped!​
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It might look random, but we actually do carefully select what we sell, because we know what you like. All of you. Every single one. Even you.

Yes, you.

Stationery so sweet you’ll wanna bite it* 🍓​
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*Please don’t bite our stationery, it doesn’t taste good. Unless you ate paper as a child, which NONE of us did 👀

…until I nonchalantly post it on Insta stories as soon as I sit down 💁‍♀️

Girlies, gals, besties, girlypops, galdem, bitches (non-derogatory) - this one’s for you. ​

For pickle-lovers and professional over-thinkers, these are the gifts for girlies we’re loving right now.

Nobody tell us which one sounds better because we already know x

Nobody tell us which one sounds better because we already know x

Nobody tell us which one sounds better because we already know x

Nobody tell us which one sounds better because we already know x

Nobody tell us which one sounds better because we already know x

If you’re Cappy and you know it cap your hands!​
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The new range, featuring everyone’s favourite massive rodent, is now live and in store.

In season in May: Asparagus, Spring Cabbage, Rhubarb.​
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In season in my home: crispy coke, M&S dips, oranges (for Aperols, obvs)

We didn't choose prawn life, prawn life chose us

…She spends all her money on trinkets and pretty little things 💖 ⭐ 🪩

The call is never, ever quick. It’s always horrific.

FREE (adults only) GAMES.​

​Planning a Hen Party? Or just fancy a raunchy night in with your pals (not in a weird way)?​

​We've spent a lot of time creating four exclusive, made-by-Scribbler games you can print out, totally free. Because cozzy livs means there's no budget for Dirty Pictionary. Which is sad. ​

​Head to our link in bio, find a printer somewhere and get playin'.

“God it’s been a long week!” - us, during the middle of Tuesday. ​

P.S. What potato would you be?