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Lots of people are gonna say this one’s staged 🙄 Come have fun with us at the @netflixisajoke festival in 5/8 at @hollywoodimprov

Thank you to @nrollo and @xh1oe who are extremely talented and innocent.

🎟️ Tickets: in bio

Hey, how about you chillllllll
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#sketches #roadrage #carcrash #comedy

This is my husband’s ex wife: These two women were married to the same guy at different times and now they’re best friends. If I were to guess I’d say they no longer speak to that guy.

🎤 Surrounded Crowdwork – Stand-Up in the Round
📍 Hollywood Improv
📅 Friday, Sept 5 – 7:30 & 9:45 PM
🎟️ Tickets in bio!

May I play the violin with you? || New episode of Dynamic Banter is out right now

I’m in New York City and I love you. || Upcoming shows: 2026
🐕 - PET SHOP tonight in NJC
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/26 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/4 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/8 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

I’m in New York City and I love you. || Upcoming shows: 2026
🐕 - PET SHOP tonight in NJC
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/26 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/4 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/8 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

I’m in New York City and I love you. || Upcoming shows: 2026
🐕 - PET SHOP tonight in NJC
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/26 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/4 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/8 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

I’m in New York City and I love you. || Upcoming shows: 2026
🐕 - PET SHOP tonight in NJC
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/26 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/4 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/8 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

I’m in New York City and I love you. || Upcoming shows: 2026
🐕 - PET SHOP tonight in NJC
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/26 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/4 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/8 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

I’m in New York City and I love you. || Upcoming shows: 2026
🐕 - PET SHOP tonight in NJC
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/26 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/4 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/8 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

I’m in New York City and I love you. || Upcoming shows: 2026
🐕 - PET SHOP tonight in NJC
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/26 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/4 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/8 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

I’m in New York City and I love you. || Upcoming shows: 2026
🐕 - PET SHOP tonight in NJC
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/26 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/4 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/8 - The Stand, NYC
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

Gentle parenting and moving through life at lesbian speed. How soon is too soon to have 3 kids? || Upcoming shows: 2026
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/26 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

How did he get this job? I met the HEAD OF MARKETING for INDOOR FOOTBALL! 🏈🏟️🏠 || Upcoming shows: 2026
🖊️ 5/20 - 5/25 THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 5/27 - SANTA MONICA, CA
🖊️ 5/5 - Irving Plaza, NYC
🖊️ 6/7 Surrounded at THE STAND in NEW YORK CITY
🖊️ 6/12 SF
🖊️ 6/13 SLO
🖊️ 6/19 & 6/20 Ontario, CA Improv w/ Craig Conant
🖊️ 7/9 - 7/11 NEW JERSEY Stress Factory w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 7/17 - 7/18 Laugh BOSTON w/ Fahim Anwar
🖊️ 8/14 & 8/15 ST. PETE, FLORIDA
🖊️ 8/28 - SNOWMASS VILLAGE, CO
🖊️ 10/11 - CHICAGO, IL

Be nice or NOT be nice?: getting sneezed on

If the babysitter calls during one of my shows, you better answer it. | See you in New York City at The Stand from May 20th to the 25th

Donald Trump is repainting the Reflecting Pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial/Washington Monument “American Flag Blue” and depending on who you ask it’s costing somewhere between $2 million and $13 million. It immediately reminded me of Walter White aggressively cleaning the pool in Breaking Bad after feeling guilty. There’s something deeply funny about trying to fix national anxiety with paint.

I’ll be at The Stand all week in NYC from the 20th to the 26th

I’m going to be performing stand up comedy in New York City from May 20th to May26th at The Stand Comedy Club and I’m very excited. Stay turnt for updates.

I’m going to be performing stand up comedy in New York City from May 20th to May26th at The Stand Comedy Club and I’m very excited. Stay turnt for updates.

I’m going to be performing stand up comedy in New York City from May 20th to May26th at The Stand Comedy Club and I’m very excited. Stay turnt for updates.

I’m going to be performing stand up comedy in New York City from May 20th to May26th at The Stand Comedy Club and I’m very excited. Stay turnt for updates.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.

Favorite show. Favorite venue. Favorite people. THANK YOU PORTLAND. Thank you @sirentheater, @emmybrowntown, @noahcopfer, @stephtolev & @jeffersonmcdonald4real for the guest spot at @heliumcomedypdx, @thecoreymilne and @veebeeseattle and @voodoodoughnut and @notbrandonlyons and @___mother_of_pearl___ and @cameron_imatani_peloso and Amy. You’re all gay.