Hey all ~ I’ve got some new music and merch that will be made available tonight at midnight!! 🎶👕💻💕
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But maybe you’re saying, ‘But Matt, or Marty?By the way, which name is your name?Haven’t you settled on a gosh darn name yet?I’m losing interest quickly in this laughable charade you’re playing.But that’s beside the point.What about Disney Adult?I thought you were going to release Disney Adult next!What the heck are you doing all day?Twiddling your thumbs?Get a job!’…
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And to that I’d say, ‘Relax, I’ve been very busy at my JOB and going to SCHOOL and moving into a new HOUSE and getting ENGAGED so why don’t you cool your jets?I’m workin’ ova heaaa!!! Disney Adult is looking like April now.And also, the artist name is Marty Ralto, but I’ll always be your friendly neighborhood Matthew Parker.’
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And then you might say, ‘Oh cool, thanks for clearing that up!I really love you and here’s $100.’
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And I would say, ‘No, no, you keep that.Unless you want to buy four shirts for the whole family.’
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And you’d say, ‘But Marty, I don’t have a family.’
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And I’d say, ‘Ok.’
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And you’d say, ‘But I do want one shirt.’
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And I’d say, ‘Ok.You got it.How’d you like the album?’
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And you’d say, ‘It’s not out yet.It’s out tonight at midnight.Remember?From your post?’
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And I’d say, ‘Oh yeah 😎. Cool.’
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And you’d say, ‘Ok, I’m leaving now 😒’
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And I’d say, ‘Ok.’

T-Shirts are now in stock 🥰
I’ve got S, M, L, XL in Ivory and Bay Green
$25 a tee, if you’d like one, shoot me a message and we can figure out a hand-off. 🤭

T-Shirts are now in stock 🥰
I’ve got S, M, L, XL in Ivory and Bay Green
$25 a tee, if you’d like one, shoot me a message and we can figure out a hand-off. 🤭

T-Shirts are now in stock 🥰
I’ve got S, M, L, XL in Ivory and Bay Green
$25 a tee, if you’d like one, shoot me a message and we can figure out a hand-off. 🤭

T-Shirts are now in stock 🥰
I’ve got S, M, L, XL in Ivory and Bay Green
$25 a tee, if you’d like one, shoot me a message and we can figure out a hand-off. 🤭

T-Shirts are now in stock 🥰
I’ve got S, M, L, XL in Ivory and Bay Green
$25 a tee, if you’d like one, shoot me a message and we can figure out a hand-off. 🤭

T-Shirts are now in stock 🥰
I’ve got S, M, L, XL in Ivory and Bay Green
$25 a tee, if you’d like one, shoot me a message and we can figure out a hand-off. 🤭

T-Shirts are now in stock 🥰
I’ve got S, M, L, XL in Ivory and Bay Green
$25 a tee, if you’d like one, shoot me a message and we can figure out a hand-off. 🤭

no social for december ❤️🔥
call me, beep me if you wanna reach me 📞
happy holidays, see you next year 🤍

nicole drinking water and eating banana chocolate chip muffin at guild gaming gunk coffeeplace

congrats to my favorite cousin @burd3n and my new favorite cousin meredith for finding eachother ♥️
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