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Hello numero #53 aka #fiftyfree 💯

You have now entered #area53 #53andfree #whatsmyageagain #stillgotit #stilllosingit #botox #brotox #imatoysrusadult #birthdayshenanigans #fiddythree #fiftytreat#Lando #myboy#wheresLando #shihtzupower #thunderbuddiesforlife #grumpyoldmen

In the angelic voice of The Queen Bee herself, “To The Left, To The Left…”
- Beyoncé 🎙️🎶🎶🎶💯

“Only Left Handed People are in their right minds”

“It’s a Left Handed Thing, You Wouldn’t Understand.”

#lefthanded #lefty #creative #artistic #nedflanders #theleftorium #tothelefttotheleft #turnleft #lefthandednurse #nurseinjector #nurseinjectorsdoitbetter #medicalaesthetics #skinjectables #movingonyourleft

You’ve now entered #area51 #51andfabulous #ageisjustanumberbaby #stillgotit #birthdayshenanigans🎉 #fiftywon #fiftywonderful #Lando #shihtzu #shihtzupower

That may be all I need,
In darkness, He he is all I see 🐶
Come and rest your bones with Me,
Driving slow on Sunday morning,
And We never want to leave…

Come & rest your bones with Me & my little #treatmonster #wheresLando #shihtzuslife #sundaymornin @maroon5

I know I am over 20 years late to the game?? And this is definitely not a croc ofshit 💩… But My Current ObsessION is#crocsandsocks & #jibbitz 💯‼️ I spent a good part of my workday on the company dime with a surgical focus to find some gems & Jibbitz Treasures! 🪎 #scublife #ornurselife #chotchkiesflair

**PSA:TORONTO TRAFFIC SUCKS**

But There Is One #foolproof Solution 💯. You Can Save Us All and more importantly your precious time & your hard earned #gasmoney⛽️. Save Yourselves & Stay Away From The City!! It’s awful here (NOT) and We’re suffering…. (We Are Actually Really Good)#Let’s Go #bluejays⚾️ & Let’s Go #Raptors🏀 & We L❤️VE livinginthe6ix 🍁🇨🇦

A night out on the town and all I did was strike out?? #firstframe #firststrike🎳 #yougotthetouchyougotthepower #marktimusprime #optimusprime

They say that “the most important things in life aren’t things…”

That Is A Lie. 💯

Those Losers Never had a complete set of STAR WARS: The Empire Strikes Back glasses from Burger King.

If this picture doesn’t evoke a fond memory of your past life, You’re Dead Inside. 😝

“Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got
I’m still, I’m still Jenny from the block…”

And When We Need Our Around The Way Girl @jenbotelho, we know where to find her because she is always just a Dance Floor away… 💃🎶🎶🎶🎶

And for this year to Celebrate You & Your Birthday. We went right back to @acquasupperclub to Dance The Night Away so we could Honour, Reminisce & Party With You… and what a Heavenly Night it was!!

Happy Birthday Jenny From Our Block. You are So Loved & Missed Every Day👼🏽❤️💯

We went out Saturday Night to do 2 things; Kick Some Ass & Go Dancing…. And it looks like we’re all outta dance moves?? So what did 2 Dudes out on the town decide to do next… Hit Lane 4 to #strikeout & Watch each other’s Balls of course. #notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat #boysnight #cinderelas #homebeforemidnight 2 Grumpy Old Men

I was doing a little #ᴇᴀsᴛᴇʀᴇɢɢhunting when I got smacked in the face “From London To Hogwarts”by this Giant Harry Potter #hogwartsexpresssnack🍫?? I don’t know what type of #sorcery this is but I’m here for it! 🧙🏾‍♂️#witorsciocolato #everybodyloveschocolate

Happiest Of Birthdays To The One & Only, “It’s Ya Boy @kidartik” 💯🎧🎶🎶🎶🎶🔥🔥🔥🔥 If you were here, I’d kiss you on the mouth. So I’ll just have to wait till you get back.IL🧡ve You From The Moon, To New York City. 🫶🏾💯 #yourtitasfavoritedj #thepeoplesdj #icecoldcrew