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ummm why is the clock so obsessed with me #adhd #drag #time #timemanagement

ADHD hack 269: so say SOMEONE (someone) put a wig on backwards (I was busy!) (eating crisps)(on stage) and then it... kinda works? So yeah wear a wig backwards, maybe it'll look good or maybe it'll cover your face so you can eat more crisps

ADHD hack 269: so say SOMEONE (someone) put a wig on backwards (I was busy!) (eating crisps)(on stage) and then it... kinda works? So yeah wear a wig backwards, maybe it'll look good or maybe it'll cover your face so you can eat more crisps

ADHD hack 269: so say SOMEONE (someone) put a wig on backwards (I was busy!) (eating crisps)(on stage) and then it... kinda works? So yeah wear a wig backwards, maybe it'll look good or maybe it'll cover your face so you can eat more crisps

ADHD hack 269: so say SOMEONE (someone) put a wig on backwards (I was busy!) (eating crisps)(on stage) and then it... kinda works? So yeah wear a wig backwards, maybe it'll look good or maybe it'll cover your face so you can eat more crisps

ADHD hack 269: so say SOMEONE (someone) put a wig on backwards (I was busy!) (eating crisps)(on stage) and then it... kinda works? So yeah wear a wig backwards, maybe it'll look good or maybe it'll cover your face so you can eat more crisps

If anyone found this yellow jumpsuit at the White Hart pub Thursday plz message me I lost it when I got too drunk at the Barbie screening, I miss her and just want her to come home xx

If anyone found this yellow jumpsuit at the White Hart pub Thursday plz message me I lost it when I got too drunk at the Barbie screening, I miss her and just want her to come home xx

If anyone found this yellow jumpsuit at the White Hart pub Thursday plz message me I lost it when I got too drunk at the Barbie screening, I miss her and just want her to come home xx

If anyone found this yellow jumpsuit at the White Hart pub Thursday plz message me I lost it when I got too drunk at the Barbie screening, I miss her and just want her to come home xx

If you wear a cowboy hat, are you ranch dressing? 🤠

Looking forward to seeing you all at the net Universal Erection this THURSDAY 29 June!

Gonna be a scorcher 🔥🔥🥵

If you wear a cowboy hat, are you ranch dressing? 🤠

Looking forward to seeing you all at the net Universal Erection this THURSDAY 29 June!

Gonna be a scorcher 🔥🔥🥵

If you wear a cowboy hat, are you ranch dressing? 🤠

Looking forward to seeing you all at the net Universal Erection this THURSDAY 29 June!

Gonna be a scorcher 🔥🔥🥵

BEHOLD a dirty dick on a stick 🍡

fucking LOVE you @universal_erection people - you being so damn talented and raw makes my life so much easier xx keep being messy see you next month!

(also what IS 🍡 meant to be??)

BEHOLD a dirty dick on a stick 🍡

fucking LOVE you @universal_erection people - you being so damn talented and raw makes my life so much easier xx keep being messy see you next month!

(also what IS 🍡 meant to be??)

BEHOLD a dirty dick on a stick 🍡

fucking LOVE you @universal_erection people - you being so damn talented and raw makes my life so much easier xx keep being messy see you next month!

(also what IS 🍡 meant to be??)

Oh hey honey looking good you hear about the hottest literary cabaret in town?

Yeah no biggie just this Friday at the Vaults full of fun, games and... me

Wait is that a pen in your pocket or are you just... PENIS

[tickets in bio]

I'd say I'm sorry I'm late to ADHD awareness month but

I'm not

(this is a lie been mean to post this for days oh fuck oh fu-)

💚 Everyone who came and read and fucked around at @universal_erection - excited for now one... 😉
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#adhd #adhdawareness #adhdawarenessmonth #adhdlife #drag #whatelse #moredragones? #sure #dragonball

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIN I have so many stories to tell you it'll feel good I promise oooOOOoooh just like that yes just a little bit more oh I'm so sad and hungryq mmmMMMmmmmmh

Don't mind me, just chilling with my trauma 💅🏻

@universal_erection

#blessed #art #hunger #drag
#queer #dragshow #trauma #itsart #london

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIN I have so many stories to tell you it'll feel good I promise oooOOOoooh just like that yes just a little bit more oh I'm so sad and hungryq mmmMMMmmmmmh

Don't mind me, just chilling with my trauma 💅🏻

@universal_erection

#blessed #art #hunger #drag
#queer #dragshow #trauma #itsart #london

U up?

#drag #idk #london #londonwaddup #adhd #adhdmemes #dragmakeup

Are you sitting comfortably?

THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone that came to last night's children's book-themed @universal_erection!! 😁😁😁 It was sooo much fun I didn't need to know so many people would marry the Hungry Hungry Caterpillar? Or kill Frodo? Just glad can all agree - fuck JK Rowling 😉

Y'all are weird, wonderful and wordy in the best way, see you next month!

(IF couldn't make it, snippet in story of the Runaway Pea (how good was it??)(kids get the best books))

#openmic #london #poetry #spokenword #stories #comedy #drag #londondrag #adhd