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My mother in law has our waitress a mini heart attack when she asked her if she’s too old to be dating me.

The is Green Flag energy from mom in laws lol.
Get yourself a MIL that cracks wild jokes in public.

After the poor waitress broke out in a sweat, we never saw her again.

#comedy #family

I’ve never seen an animal with family jewels 1/3 the size of his body 🫢

But hey, good for him, Right? Definitely has what it takes to turn some heads.
Featuring: @hammy.poko

#pets #hamster #comedyvideos #omg

Idk if y’all believe beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But I don’t know which beholder’s eye 👁️ is calling this little guy beautiful.
Tag a friend with an ugly dog or ugly baby.
Vid credit: @clara.diaz.3
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#dogsofinstagram #remix #puppy #sketch

Sensitivity around AI use is at a high, I get it. At the same time optimizing your efficiency with AI is happening whether you like it or not you can either be on the side of being optimized out of someone’s workflow or optimize your own.

I made something. It’s exciting. It’s coming by June 14th

If you don’t train in jiu jitsu I get how weird it seems.

I often take this for granted so I wanna take a moment to remind myself to remind you how important your health is.

The success of every other metric in your life severely depends on it.

So, honor your health.
Your life depends on it.

Wanted to give you some juice this morning.

Your comfort is lying to you. It’s been whispering in your ear since you were a kid. “You’re not ready.” “One more day.” “It’s not the right time.”

And you believed it.

Every version of you that never showed up. Every goal you quietly buried. Comfort did that.

The men in this video didn’t feel ready either. They just went.

So what’s the move you keep putting off? Drop it below. 👇

Husband let his wife have the ride of her life with another man and now he’s single.

Some of this is so obvious, and some of this may be an analogy for different scenarios in life, but I’m tired of being expected to fall in line with all the weird shit people come up with.

Trust is tied to sanity.

Especially when you become a parent.

I don’t need everyone around me to live exactly how I live. I don’t need everyone to share every one of my beliefs. But I am absolutely allowed to look at someone’s behavior and decide whether or not I trust them around my child.

That’s not hate.

That’s discernment.

We’ve confused “being open-minded” with pretending nothing matters. Like values, boundaries, instincts, and basic sanity are all just outdated social constructs we’re supposed to apologize for having.

No.

A man’s job is to protect what’s sacred.

And sometimes that starts with saying: I’m not playing along with this.

Tell me I’m wrong.

Is your mom a lunatic like mine? Or normal?
#family

I had about 60% of this plan, figured out the rest mid-sentence like a man with no system. (See what I did there?)

But the point still stands.

There is something deeply masculine about a man with a plan.

Not a perfect plan. Not a plan that guarantees success. A plan.

A man who has gone into the quiet, thought through the problem, wrestled with what he actually means, and come back with direction.

That matters.

Because a lot of men bring their woman the raw chaos of their mind and call it communication.

They ramble.
They defend.
They process in circles.
They try to find their point while she watches them look for it.

And then they wonder why she doesn’t feel safe.

There is a time to explore out loud. There is a time to collaborate. There is a time to say, “I don’t know yet.”

But if every hard conversation starts with you unprepared, now she has to help you find your clarity too.

That gets exhausting.

A grounded man does some of the work before he opens his mouth.

He takes the walk.
He writes the thought down.
He lets the emotional spike pass.
He asks himself, “What am I trying to say? What is my responsibility? What is the next right move?”

Then he comes back ready.

Not perfect. Ready.

Plan in the quiet.

Plan in the dark.

Then come prepared.

Your woman shouldn’t have to be “strong” all the time.

That’s your job.

Not because she’s weak.
Because your leadership should create enough safety for her to finally exhale.

Safety isn’t built by speeches.
It’s built in the boring moments.

Trash out.
Bottles washed.
Bedtime handled.
Calendar managed.
Emotions owned.
Repairs made without being reminded.

Strength isn’t your gym PR.
Strength is becoming the kind of husband, father, and man your family can rest around.

Consistency builds trust.
Trust builds safety.
Safety builds desire.