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Walked past this on Hillhurst last night. I love LA.

Workin'

My phone made me a memory of sweet Riley Monster, with some guest appearances from Seamus, Marlowe, amd even Watson.

#throwbackthursday #tbt #dogs #enoughwiththehashtagsalready

This morning's bedhead is casually nudging you toward It's Storytime...

So I'm getting ready to do something cool that I wanted all of you who follow me to know about (which means about 1% of you will actually see this, so hello! I'm glad you're here!)

It costs so much to travel, and every time I post about going to a city for a con, I am flooded with messages that are some variation of "oh neat but come to my city because that city is too far or expensive."

My dude, I hear you loud and clear. How about fifteen bucks and you don't even have to leave your house?

Hear me out! I can't put my meatbox brain container in your city, but I will put it at my desk, and reach out to you through the magic of live video to do a lot of the fun things we do at cons: nerd out about stuff, sign a picture for you, and enjoy at least one panel together.

And we're launching some stickers that I think some of you are gonna love. I'm ordering a stack of acting ensigns to plaster all over every concert venue I visit this year.

You can get tickets at shopstands.com!

📅 Date: June 7, 2026
🕒 Time: 10am PT/1pm ET
📍 Location: Online – Join from anywhere!

So I'm getting ready to do something cool that I wanted all of you who follow me to know about (which means about 1% of you will actually see this, so hello! I'm glad you're here!)

It costs so much to travel, and every time I post about going to a city for a con, I am flooded with messages that are some variation of "oh neat but come to my city because that city is too far or expensive."

My dude, I hear you loud and clear. How about fifteen bucks and you don't even have to leave your house?

Hear me out! I can't put my meatbox brain container in your city, but I will put it at my desk, and reach out to you through the magic of live video to do a lot of the fun things we do at cons: nerd out about stuff, sign a picture for you, and enjoy at least one panel together.

And we're launching some stickers that I think some of you are gonna love. I'm ordering a stack of acting ensigns to plaster all over every concert venue I visit this year.

You can get tickets at shopstands.com!

📅 Date: June 7, 2026
🕒 Time: 10am PT/1pm ET
📍 Location: Online – Join from anywhere!

My baby girl. From 2023.

#MarloweMonday

This is probably not as exciting to non-Angelenos as itnis to me. Stuck in traffic on the 101 in downtown, behind this legend.

Perfect. No notes.

Happy #Caturday from Watson, who will now graciously accept your tribute.

I had so much fun with @aliensupershow!

@startrek posted this image, inviting us to create our dream crew.

You will notice that SOMEONE is quite obviously missing! Gasp!

So I replied on Threads "This Wesley Crusher erasure will not stand." Ha. Ha. Good joke, everyone laughs.

But then @hellotimking goes ahead and makes the second image, which is currently my favorite thing on the internet.

I hope you enjoy assembling your dream crew. You can tell me what it is in the comments. 🖖

@startrek posted this image, inviting us to create our dream crew.

You will notice that SOMEONE is quite obviously missing! Gasp!

So I replied on Threads "This Wesley Crusher erasure will not stand." Ha. Ha. Good joke, everyone laughs.

But then @hellotimking goes ahead and makes the second image, which is currently my favorite thing on the internet.

I hope you enjoy assembling your dream crew. You can tell me what it is in the comments. 🖖

*heavy sigh* Still punk as fuck.

You're doing a fucking great job and I love you.