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Which one is your favorite??? 👨🏻‍🎨 Me with some of my children I’ve birthed from the past few years. Thank you to Wilt Chamberlain for helping me hang these up.

I quit my job at the Sprint Mobile store, plz don’t let this flop. They’ll make me wear the banana suit if I go back. #artist #painting #oilpainting #painter #frieze #friezela

This painting will be on display at the world famous Verona Beach Art Gallery located in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. You must have at least 4 stars to enter. No lames allowed. ★★★★☆

This painting will be on display at the world famous Verona Beach Art Gallery located in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. You must have at least 4 stars to enter. No lames allowed. ★★★★☆

finally an account showing how real art is made

man, i miss my dawgs

it’s true if you think about it

raccoons are the only animals that create rumors amongst their social groups

I'm very excited to share that my 17-year lawsuit with the Wonka Candy Company has been settled out of court. I cannot disclose what I received, but let's just say that one of the restrooms near the loading docks may have a shrine in my honor.

RIP Fiona aka Blastoise45xD8 🐇🌿

This is a screenshot from Season 44 of Impractical Jokers, when I was doing yoga in the park and Sal yelled across the street, “Hey, tomato boy!”. I sat up and said, “Who, me?” while gesturing toward myself so hard it punctured my skin. He then replied, “No, behind you.” I turned around to see a life-sized tomato with human arms and legs surgically attached to it and a smiley face drawn on with a whiteboard marker (I assume so he could erase and draw new expressions). Boy, did those Impractical Jokers get me good. 🍅

🌹🌸💐🌺🌷🌻🥀🪻🌼

Gotta imagine this guy is yelling something like “charge” or “attack”. Might be a bit weird if he was saying “When I was a child I avoided the rye chips in the Gardetto’s bag, but now that I am mature it is my favorite part”.