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You don’t need *more* polite little paragraphs on your website. You need words + design that make your dream clients say, “Shut up and take my money.” 💸✨

Here’s how we do it:

🔥 Website copy that actually sounds like you (on your best day, after your best coffee)

🎨 Website design that looks as bold as your big ideas

✍️ Brand design that doesn’t just “look nice,” but actually says who the hell you are at a glance

🛠 Content marketing to get new eyes on your website sales machine eye month

🔍 Website audits that call out what’s leaking sales (nicely… ish)

If you’re an opinionated service pro or creative entrepreneur who’s done playing small, we’re your people.

You don’t need *more* polite little paragraphs on your website. You need words + design that make your dream clients say, “Shut up and take my money.” 💸✨

Here’s how we do it:

🔥 Website copy that actually sounds like you (on your best day, after your best coffee)

🎨 Website design that looks as bold as your big ideas

✍️ Brand design that doesn’t just “look nice,” but actually says who the hell you are at a glance

🛠 Content marketing to get new eyes on your website sales machine eye month

🔍 Website audits that call out what’s leaking sales (nicely… ish)

If you’re an opinionated service pro or creative entrepreneur who’s done playing small, we’re your people.

You don’t need *more* polite little paragraphs on your website. You need words + design that make your dream clients say, “Shut up and take my money.” 💸✨

Here’s how we do it:

🔥 Website copy that actually sounds like you (on your best day, after your best coffee)

🎨 Website design that looks as bold as your big ideas

✍️ Brand design that doesn’t just “look nice,” but actually says who the hell you are at a glance

🛠 Content marketing to get new eyes on your website sales machine eye month

🔍 Website audits that call out what’s leaking sales (nicely… ish)

If you’re an opinionated service pro or creative entrepreneur who’s done playing small, we’re your people.

You don’t need *more* polite little paragraphs on your website. You need words + design that make your dream clients say, “Shut up and take my money.” 💸✨

Here’s how we do it:

🔥 Website copy that actually sounds like you (on your best day, after your best coffee)

🎨 Website design that looks as bold as your big ideas

✍️ Brand design that doesn’t just “look nice,” but actually says who the hell you are at a glance

🛠 Content marketing to get new eyes on your website sales machine eye month

🔍 Website audits that call out what’s leaking sales (nicely… ish)

If you’re an opinionated service pro or creative entrepreneur who’s done playing small, we’re your people.

You don’t need *more* polite little paragraphs on your website. You need words + design that make your dream clients say, “Shut up and take my money.” 💸✨

Here’s how we do it:

🔥 Website copy that actually sounds like you (on your best day, after your best coffee)

🎨 Website design that looks as bold as your big ideas

✍️ Brand design that doesn’t just “look nice,” but actually says who the hell you are at a glance

🛠 Content marketing to get new eyes on your website sales machine eye month

🔍 Website audits that call out what’s leaking sales (nicely… ish)

If you’re an opinionated service pro or creative entrepreneur who’s done playing small, we’re your people.

You don’t need *more* polite little paragraphs on your website. You need words + design that make your dream clients say, “Shut up and take my money.” 💸✨

Here’s how we do it:

🔥 Website copy that actually sounds like you (on your best day, after your best coffee)

🎨 Website design that looks as bold as your big ideas

✍️ Brand design that doesn’t just “look nice,” but actually says who the hell you are at a glance

🛠 Content marketing to get new eyes on your website sales machine eye month

🔍 Website audits that call out what’s leaking sales (nicely… ish)

If you’re an opinionated service pro or creative entrepreneur who’s done playing small, we’re your people.

You don’t need *more* polite little paragraphs on your website. You need words + design that make your dream clients say, “Shut up and take my money.” 💸✨

Here’s how we do it:

🔥 Website copy that actually sounds like you (on your best day, after your best coffee)

🎨 Website design that looks as bold as your big ideas

✍️ Brand design that doesn’t just “look nice,” but actually says who the hell you are at a glance

🛠 Content marketing to get new eyes on your website sales machine eye month

🔍 Website audits that call out what’s leaking sales (nicely… ish)

If you’re an opinionated service pro or creative entrepreneur who’s done playing small, we’re your people.

Bigmouth Copy is officially a registered TRADEMARK, babyyyyyy. 💥🧨

You know we have big mouths and tell our clients to take up space, use their voice, and own their perspective... and we do that, too. Talking the talk AND walking the walk.

This is your reminder that your brand is worth defending and your business is worth treating like the asset it is. Special thanks to @weinberglegal for being the best partner ever in making that happen. #womensupportingwomen

Please keep hiring us because I clearly am not talented at the influencer thing. 😂😩

Tuesday is the best day of the week in my house because, once every two weeks, the cleaners come while I'm at work and scrub the place from top to bottom.

Best money I spend all week. For many reasons:
🫧 I value having a clean house.
🫧 There's nothing like that just-cleaned-the-house smell.
🫧 I know how hard it is to clean my house, so I really appreciate not having to do that hard work myself.
🫧 I love working, and paying someone else to clean my house allows me to do the work I love instead of cleaning.
🫧 I can make way more during the three-hour cleaning than what I spend to outsource it.
🫧 They're a small, woman-owned business and it aligns with my values to support them.

Paying that house cleaner is 100% growing my biz. It's buying back my time (the only resource you can never get more of).

Our monthly Content Marketing service is virtually the same. Clients tell us "this is the best money I've ever spent" because:
💻 They value having consistent marketing.
💻 There's nothing like that a-pro-wrote-this-but-it-still-feels-like-me sound.
💻 They know how hard it is to write for themselves, so they really appreciate not having to do that hard work themselves.
💻 They love working in their craft, and paying us to write for them allows them to do the work they love instead of writing.
💻 They can make way more during the hours it takes us to write than what they spend to outsource it.
💻 We're a small, woman-owned business and it aligns with their values to support us.

I will say that our service is not quite as simple as leaving for work and coming home to a squeaky-clean house, but it's damn close.

Join us for a 1 hr call to talk through your content strategy for the quarter. Get drafts for the following month's content by the 15th. Submit revisions by the 20th. Everything is scheduled by the end of the month.

Want in? We do email, blogging, and LinkedIn posts, starting at $450/mo. DM me for more details.

When’s the last time your copy had a real checkup?

If you’re posting nonstop but inquiries are crickets, I'm confident you don't have a visibility problem. Your copy is probably what's costing you leads.

I'd love to audit things for you. I'll dig into one marketing asset (your website, proposal, welcome sequence, or something else entirely) and diagnose what's not working with a clear plan for how to fix it. It's just $250, and if you decide you want us to fix it FOR you, the $250 will be credited toward your project.

The link is in my bio whenever you're ready to schedule.

When’s the last time your copy had a real checkup?

If you’re posting nonstop but inquiries are crickets, I'm confident you don't have a visibility problem. Your copy is probably what's costing you leads.

I'd love to audit things for you. I'll dig into one marketing asset (your website, proposal, welcome sequence, or something else entirely) and diagnose what's not working with a clear plan for how to fix it. It's just $250, and if you decide you want us to fix it FOR you, the $250 will be credited toward your project.

The link is in my bio whenever you're ready to schedule.

When’s the last time your copy had a real checkup?

If you’re posting nonstop but inquiries are crickets, I'm confident you don't have a visibility problem. Your copy is probably what's costing you leads.

I'd love to audit things for you. I'll dig into one marketing asset (your website, proposal, welcome sequence, or something else entirely) and diagnose what's not working with a clear plan for how to fix it. It's just $250, and if you decide you want us to fix it FOR you, the $250 will be credited toward your project.

The link is in my bio whenever you're ready to schedule.

When’s the last time your copy had a real checkup?

If you’re posting nonstop but inquiries are crickets, I'm confident you don't have a visibility problem. Your copy is probably what's costing you leads.

I'd love to audit things for you. I'll dig into one marketing asset (your website, proposal, welcome sequence, or something else entirely) and diagnose what's not working with a clear plan for how to fix it. It's just $250, and if you decide you want us to fix it FOR you, the $250 will be credited toward your project.

The link is in my bio whenever you're ready to schedule.

When’s the last time your copy had a real checkup?

If you’re posting nonstop but inquiries are crickets, I'm confident you don't have a visibility problem. Your copy is probably what's costing you leads.

I'd love to audit things for you. I'll dig into one marketing asset (your website, proposal, welcome sequence, or something else entirely) and diagnose what's not working with a clear plan for how to fix it. It's just $250, and if you decide you want us to fix it FOR you, the $250 will be credited toward your project.

The link is in my bio whenever you're ready to schedule.

What, you think my journalism degree + years of experience as a newspaper and magazine reporter + journo awards from the press association don't have anything to do with my work as a copywriter?

THINK AGAIN.

I use these 5 journalism skills every damn day:

1️⃣ Interviewing
Good copy starts with good questions. I’m digging for gold in what you *really* think, not what you think you “should” say.

2️⃣ Finding the story
Nobody cares that you’re “passionate.” What’s the plot? The conflict? The *why now*? That’s what makes your brand unforgettable.

3️⃣ The hook
If your headline is boring, they’re gone. Journalists know how to grab attention fast — and I steal that skill on repeat. ⚡️

4️⃣ Less but better
I murder the fluff without mercy. Leads are judging your copy in mere seconds... it's gotta be sharp enough to stop the scroll.

5️⃣ Visual thinking
Headlines, layout, bulleted lists, icons — I’m always asking: how can we *show* this, not just tell it?

... and P.S. I'm not the only writer on the team with a journalism background. Megan brings that to the table too. 💪

What, you think my journalism degree + years of experience as a newspaper and magazine reporter + journo awards from the press association don't have anything to do with my work as a copywriter?

THINK AGAIN.

I use these 5 journalism skills every damn day:

1️⃣ Interviewing
Good copy starts with good questions. I’m digging for gold in what you *really* think, not what you think you “should” say.

2️⃣ Finding the story
Nobody cares that you’re “passionate.” What’s the plot? The conflict? The *why now*? That’s what makes your brand unforgettable.

3️⃣ The hook
If your headline is boring, they’re gone. Journalists know how to grab attention fast — and I steal that skill on repeat. ⚡️

4️⃣ Less but better
I murder the fluff without mercy. Leads are judging your copy in mere seconds... it's gotta be sharp enough to stop the scroll.

5️⃣ Visual thinking
Headlines, layout, bulleted lists, icons — I’m always asking: how can we *show* this, not just tell it?

... and P.S. I'm not the only writer on the team with a journalism background. Megan brings that to the table too. 💪

What, you think my journalism degree + years of experience as a newspaper and magazine reporter + journo awards from the press association don't have anything to do with my work as a copywriter?

THINK AGAIN.

I use these 5 journalism skills every damn day:

1️⃣ Interviewing
Good copy starts with good questions. I’m digging for gold in what you *really* think, not what you think you “should” say.

2️⃣ Finding the story
Nobody cares that you’re “passionate.” What’s the plot? The conflict? The *why now*? That’s what makes your brand unforgettable.

3️⃣ The hook
If your headline is boring, they’re gone. Journalists know how to grab attention fast — and I steal that skill on repeat. ⚡️

4️⃣ Less but better
I murder the fluff without mercy. Leads are judging your copy in mere seconds... it's gotta be sharp enough to stop the scroll.

5️⃣ Visual thinking
Headlines, layout, bulleted lists, icons — I’m always asking: how can we *show* this, not just tell it?

... and P.S. I'm not the only writer on the team with a journalism background. Megan brings that to the table too. 💪

What, you think my journalism degree + years of experience as a newspaper and magazine reporter + journo awards from the press association don't have anything to do with my work as a copywriter?

THINK AGAIN.

I use these 5 journalism skills every damn day:

1️⃣ Interviewing
Good copy starts with good questions. I’m digging for gold in what you *really* think, not what you think you “should” say.

2️⃣ Finding the story
Nobody cares that you’re “passionate.” What’s the plot? The conflict? The *why now*? That’s what makes your brand unforgettable.

3️⃣ The hook
If your headline is boring, they’re gone. Journalists know how to grab attention fast — and I steal that skill on repeat. ⚡️

4️⃣ Less but better
I murder the fluff without mercy. Leads are judging your copy in mere seconds... it's gotta be sharp enough to stop the scroll.

5️⃣ Visual thinking
Headlines, layout, bulleted lists, icons — I’m always asking: how can we *show* this, not just tell it?

... and P.S. I'm not the only writer on the team with a journalism background. Megan brings that to the table too. 💪

What, you think my journalism degree + years of experience as a newspaper and magazine reporter + journo awards from the press association don't have anything to do with my work as a copywriter?

THINK AGAIN.

I use these 5 journalism skills every damn day:

1️⃣ Interviewing
Good copy starts with good questions. I’m digging for gold in what you *really* think, not what you think you “should” say.

2️⃣ Finding the story
Nobody cares that you’re “passionate.” What’s the plot? The conflict? The *why now*? That’s what makes your brand unforgettable.

3️⃣ The hook
If your headline is boring, they’re gone. Journalists know how to grab attention fast — and I steal that skill on repeat. ⚡️

4️⃣ Less but better
I murder the fluff without mercy. Leads are judging your copy in mere seconds... it's gotta be sharp enough to stop the scroll.

5️⃣ Visual thinking
Headlines, layout, bulleted lists, icons — I’m always asking: how can we *show* this, not just tell it?

... and P.S. I'm not the only writer on the team with a journalism background. Megan brings that to the table too. 💪

What, you think my journalism degree + years of experience as a newspaper and magazine reporter + journo awards from the press association don't have anything to do with my work as a copywriter?

THINK AGAIN.

I use these 5 journalism skills every damn day:

1️⃣ Interviewing
Good copy starts with good questions. I’m digging for gold in what you *really* think, not what you think you “should” say.

2️⃣ Finding the story
Nobody cares that you’re “passionate.” What’s the plot? The conflict? The *why now*? That’s what makes your brand unforgettable.

3️⃣ The hook
If your headline is boring, they’re gone. Journalists know how to grab attention fast — and I steal that skill on repeat. ⚡️

4️⃣ Less but better
I murder the fluff without mercy. Leads are judging your copy in mere seconds... it's gotta be sharp enough to stop the scroll.

5️⃣ Visual thinking
Headlines, layout, bulleted lists, icons — I’m always asking: how can we *show* this, not just tell it?

... and P.S. I'm not the only writer on the team with a journalism background. Megan brings that to the table too. 💪

What, you think my journalism degree + years of experience as a newspaper and magazine reporter + journo awards from the press association don't have anything to do with my work as a copywriter?

THINK AGAIN.

I use these 5 journalism skills every damn day:

1️⃣ Interviewing
Good copy starts with good questions. I’m digging for gold in what you *really* think, not what you think you “should” say.

2️⃣ Finding the story
Nobody cares that you’re “passionate.” What’s the plot? The conflict? The *why now*? That’s what makes your brand unforgettable.

3️⃣ The hook
If your headline is boring, they’re gone. Journalists know how to grab attention fast — and I steal that skill on repeat. ⚡️

4️⃣ Less but better
I murder the fluff without mercy. Leads are judging your copy in mere seconds... it's gotta be sharp enough to stop the scroll.

5️⃣ Visual thinking
Headlines, layout, bulleted lists, icons — I’m always asking: how can we *show* this, not just tell it?

... and P.S. I'm not the only writer on the team with a journalism background. Megan brings that to the table too. 💪

Oh, you think a professional website is expensive?

Let's do the math:

Let's say the hourly rate you can bill a client is $150/hr...

And let's say you're *just as* efficient as a professional (which, let's be honest, you're not)...

35 hrs to design a 5-page website * $150 per hr = $5,250 in opportunity cost
Add $360/year for the average platform hosting fee
Total first-year cost: $5,610

Suddenly our $4500 website design package feels like a bargain, no?

Every hour you spend Googling “how to connect this button to that form” is an hour you’re NOT coaching/planning an event/doing a client's taxes/making money in your business.

That’s the real price of DIY — not the $19 Canva template, but the sales and momentum you lose while you try to become a web designer and tech support overnight. 🙃

And that cost doesn't even touch on how much TRUST it's costing you when a dream client land on a confusing or overwhelming site and bounce before they ever inquire.

Your website should be your hardest-working employee — selling, filtering, and booking for you 24/7. If it’s not doing that, it’s not “good enough.” It’s too damn expensive.

Hit me up in the DMs if you're ready to stop paying the DIY tax. We're all booked up for May and only have two website design spots available in June.

If you’re new here, there’s one thing you should know about me: I’m not the “smile pretty and stay polished” type of marketer.

I'm not a happy person, so if you're always worried about being "too much" or "too harsh" or "too intense" for others, I see you.
I'm socially awkward, so if we're friends, I promise it's because I actually like you.
I'm a bigmouth, so I'll tell you when your website sounds like a robot, your offer is confusing, or your brand is forgettable.

But I’ll also tell you when you’re wildly underestimating just how brilliant you are. 💥

And, honestly, I'm driven enough for the both of us.

I want you to make more money, work less hours, take more vacations, open more locations, or whatever other empire-building daydreams you have.

You can always count on me to be honest and vulnerable about what it *actually* takes to build a brand that sticks: messy drafts, scary decisions, failed experiments, and showing up as your real self online.

If you want a yes‑woman, I’m not your girl.

If you want a strategic, big‑mouthed partner who will say the uncomfortable thing that moves your business forward? Pull up a chair. 🪑

If you’re new here, there’s one thing you should know about me: I’m not the “smile pretty and stay polished” type of marketer.

I'm not a happy person, so if you're always worried about being "too much" or "too harsh" or "too intense" for others, I see you.
I'm socially awkward, so if we're friends, I promise it's because I actually like you.
I'm a bigmouth, so I'll tell you when your website sounds like a robot, your offer is confusing, or your brand is forgettable.

But I’ll also tell you when you’re wildly underestimating just how brilliant you are. 💥

And, honestly, I'm driven enough for the both of us.

I want you to make more money, work less hours, take more vacations, open more locations, or whatever other empire-building daydreams you have.

You can always count on me to be honest and vulnerable about what it *actually* takes to build a brand that sticks: messy drafts, scary decisions, failed experiments, and showing up as your real self online.

If you want a yes‑woman, I’m not your girl.

If you want a strategic, big‑mouthed partner who will say the uncomfortable thing that moves your business forward? Pull up a chair. 🪑

If you’re new here, there’s one thing you should know about me: I’m not the “smile pretty and stay polished” type of marketer.

I'm not a happy person, so if you're always worried about being "too much" or "too harsh" or "too intense" for others, I see you.
I'm socially awkward, so if we're friends, I promise it's because I actually like you.
I'm a bigmouth, so I'll tell you when your website sounds like a robot, your offer is confusing, or your brand is forgettable.

But I’ll also tell you when you’re wildly underestimating just how brilliant you are. 💥

And, honestly, I'm driven enough for the both of us.

I want you to make more money, work less hours, take more vacations, open more locations, or whatever other empire-building daydreams you have.

You can always count on me to be honest and vulnerable about what it *actually* takes to build a brand that sticks: messy drafts, scary decisions, failed experiments, and showing up as your real self online.

If you want a yes‑woman, I’m not your girl.

If you want a strategic, big‑mouthed partner who will say the uncomfortable thing that moves your business forward? Pull up a chair. 🪑

This one goes out to all the badass mompreneurs…

You’re birthing businesses and babies.
Your outfits are giving “CEO” with a smear of snot.
You’re kicking ass and also wiping them.

So proud of us for creating the work-life balance our families deserve and telling the corporate world to suck a big one.

Happy Mother’s Day, you bad bitch 💄

Here’s to flipping the bird to boring brands 🖕✨

No more “safe” copy. No more cookie-cutter websites.

Around here, we’re loud on purpose.

Let’s light it up. 🔥

AI didn’t stay up late building this business with you.
It didn’t second-guess your prices, refill your coffee, or hold your breath while you hit “publish.”

So why are you letting it speak FOR you? 👀

AI is a tool. It can draft, brainstorm, and speed things up. But it can’t replace your lived experience, your hot takes, or that weirdly specific story that makes your clients say, “OMG SAME.”

Your brand deserves more than recycled content and mathematical averages.

Work with us, and you're getting 100% grade A human writing, designs, and strategy. AI takes the notes around here, and that's about it.

GRWM: Girls’ night out edition (cuz y'all know I don't have time to do all that self care in the morning)

Tonight’s prep:
🛁 Hot shower to rinse off the day
🪒 Shaving the “eh, good enough” energy off my legs
💄 Eyeshadow, perfume, heels

Because if I’m not rolling up to girls’ night feeling like THAT bitch, what are we even doing here?

Same goes for your brand. Why show up online in yesterday’s sweats when your offers are giving red-lip, nails-done, night-on-the-town energy?

If your website feels more “staying in” than “girls’ night out,” it’s time for a glow-up. DM me if you're feeling the vibe, we have just one start date left for May.