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TK Maxx doesn't have a floor plan, it just has intrusive thoughts. 🧠🛍️

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😅 do you know Sussex? 😅

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♻️⚽ call him up for the squad ⚽♻️

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Heckled by the House of Lords 🫠

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Things I know from this experience;

1) Peter Dinklage is the coolest person I've ever been in a room with
2) I recognise the true King in the North 🐺
3) I am the heaviest gimp

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🚌 Flixx is the the chariot of the pure of heart and the only way I'll travel 🚌

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I often think if my wife saw me on a dating app instead of us meeting in real life she wouldn't have swiped me the nice way. 👽

#dating #comedy #love #liverpool #jakepatrickcomedian

£7.40 for a humble sup of Madri, Happy Bank Holiday Sunday you devils 🍺🍻

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Turns out it was an artist living in a skip to protest rental prices in London, but, in my defense his skip was nicer than most of the flats I've lived in. 🗑️

#london #rent #uk #comedy #foryou

🐟I want you all to know that I fully endorse being cheap, eating fish from a bygone era is just one way you can save £££ 🐟

#liverpool #uk #cheap #savingmoney #standupcomedy

Birthday boy casually strolls across my punchline 🎂

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🐎🐎 I enjoy making fun of posh people 🐎🐎

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