Brian Furey
Unlicensed dog masseuse 🙏🏻
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🎬 @tpgagency
@ucbtny
@andscenenyc
@drunkplanetearth
🎙️ @stewarttalentnewyork

“Go to the after party” they said. “Nobody’s gonna play a club remix of Man I Need so you won’t have to get nasty” they said. Well they lied. They made a very funny movie with more jokes per minute than any movie in recent memory and possibly Gwyneth Paltrow’s best performance of her career and then they lied to my ass. Congrats to all involved with this betrayal

“Go to the after party” they said. “Nobody’s gonna play a club remix of Man I Need so you won’t have to get nasty” they said. Well they lied. They made a very funny movie with more jokes per minute than any movie in recent memory and possibly Gwyneth Paltrow’s best performance of her career and then they lied to my ass. Congrats to all involved with this betrayal

“Go to the after party” they said. “Nobody’s gonna play a club remix of Man I Need so you won’t have to get nasty” they said. Well they lied. They made a very funny movie with more jokes per minute than any movie in recent memory and possibly Gwyneth Paltrow’s best performance of her career and then they lied to my ass. Congrats to all involved with this betrayal

“Go to the after party” they said. “Nobody’s gonna play a club remix of Man I Need so you won’t have to get nasty” they said. Well they lied. They made a very funny movie with more jokes per minute than any movie in recent memory and possibly Gwyneth Paltrow’s best performance of her career and then they lied to my ass. Congrats to all involved with this betrayal
@nwalks (Search Party) performs a scene from The Apple Cart with @morathanenough (Queens of the Dead) improvising the other side. From our March show at @caveatnyc #nyc

APRIL
1&2) The ‘I Swear’ American premiere. The true story about a boy who developed Tourette’s at 14 in a time before we knew what it was. The performances are amazing but it’s really a story about how love, patience, and empathy can save people so please pretend it’s not obvious I don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures.
3&4) April’s sold out @andscenenyc . I’d been feeling in a creative slump the past few months. Feeling horrible about the world, disappointed in myself across the board. But man this show @mickszal made has been such a life raft for everyone around it. All of the people who did it and saw it really reminded me that no matter how exhaustingly bad things are- when I disassociate from the bad stuff, I’m also not living my life for when it’s good.
5,6&7) The American @otherbennetsistertv premier! This is now the most watched new show on @britboxtv in the UK and that makes sense because it’s fucking great. It’s the story of the canonically busted middle sister from Pride and Prejudice who Jane Austin invented, called ugly, then ignored. It’s a show about kindness and bravery. Which the music students from Juilliard who played before the screening must not have known when they ignored my multiple Pitbull “requests”.
8) I love the city but if I don’t get to sit outside and listen to frogs every so often I’ll start biting citibikes. Thank you @reveriewoods
9) The greatest karaoke show in the world @storyokeshow where I sang ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher in a hauntingly gorgeous woman’s XL disco suit I bought 40 minutes earlier no refunds or returns

APRIL
1&2) The ‘I Swear’ American premiere. The true story about a boy who developed Tourette’s at 14 in a time before we knew what it was. The performances are amazing but it’s really a story about how love, patience, and empathy can save people so please pretend it’s not obvious I don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures.
3&4) April’s sold out @andscenenyc . I’d been feeling in a creative slump the past few months. Feeling horrible about the world, disappointed in myself across the board. But man this show @mickszal made has been such a life raft for everyone around it. All of the people who did it and saw it really reminded me that no matter how exhaustingly bad things are- when I disassociate from the bad stuff, I’m also not living my life for when it’s good.
5,6&7) The American @otherbennetsistertv premier! This is now the most watched new show on @britboxtv in the UK and that makes sense because it’s fucking great. It’s the story of the canonically busted middle sister from Pride and Prejudice who Jane Austin invented, called ugly, then ignored. It’s a show about kindness and bravery. Which the music students from Juilliard who played before the screening must not have known when they ignored my multiple Pitbull “requests”.
8) I love the city but if I don’t get to sit outside and listen to frogs every so often I’ll start biting citibikes. Thank you @reveriewoods
9) The greatest karaoke show in the world @storyokeshow where I sang ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher in a hauntingly gorgeous woman’s XL disco suit I bought 40 minutes earlier no refunds or returns

APRIL
1&2) The ‘I Swear’ American premiere. The true story about a boy who developed Tourette’s at 14 in a time before we knew what it was. The performances are amazing but it’s really a story about how love, patience, and empathy can save people so please pretend it’s not obvious I don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures.
3&4) April’s sold out @andscenenyc . I’d been feeling in a creative slump the past few months. Feeling horrible about the world, disappointed in myself across the board. But man this show @mickszal made has been such a life raft for everyone around it. All of the people who did it and saw it really reminded me that no matter how exhaustingly bad things are- when I disassociate from the bad stuff, I’m also not living my life for when it’s good.
5,6&7) The American @otherbennetsistertv premier! This is now the most watched new show on @britboxtv in the UK and that makes sense because it’s fucking great. It’s the story of the canonically busted middle sister from Pride and Prejudice who Jane Austin invented, called ugly, then ignored. It’s a show about kindness and bravery. Which the music students from Juilliard who played before the screening must not have known when they ignored my multiple Pitbull “requests”.
8) I love the city but if I don’t get to sit outside and listen to frogs every so often I’ll start biting citibikes. Thank you @reveriewoods
9) The greatest karaoke show in the world @storyokeshow where I sang ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher in a hauntingly gorgeous woman’s XL disco suit I bought 40 minutes earlier no refunds or returns

APRIL
1&2) The ‘I Swear’ American premiere. The true story about a boy who developed Tourette’s at 14 in a time before we knew what it was. The performances are amazing but it’s really a story about how love, patience, and empathy can save people so please pretend it’s not obvious I don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures.
3&4) April’s sold out @andscenenyc . I’d been feeling in a creative slump the past few months. Feeling horrible about the world, disappointed in myself across the board. But man this show @mickszal made has been such a life raft for everyone around it. All of the people who did it and saw it really reminded me that no matter how exhaustingly bad things are- when I disassociate from the bad stuff, I’m also not living my life for when it’s good.
5,6&7) The American @otherbennetsistertv premier! This is now the most watched new show on @britboxtv in the UK and that makes sense because it’s fucking great. It’s the story of the canonically busted middle sister from Pride and Prejudice who Jane Austin invented, called ugly, then ignored. It’s a show about kindness and bravery. Which the music students from Juilliard who played before the screening must not have known when they ignored my multiple Pitbull “requests”.
8) I love the city but if I don’t get to sit outside and listen to frogs every so often I’ll start biting citibikes. Thank you @reveriewoods
9) The greatest karaoke show in the world @storyokeshow where I sang ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher in a hauntingly gorgeous woman’s XL disco suit I bought 40 minutes earlier no refunds or returns
APRIL
1&2) The ‘I Swear’ American premiere. The true story about a boy who developed Tourette’s at 14 in a time before we knew what it was. The performances are amazing but it’s really a story about how love, patience, and empathy can save people so please pretend it’s not obvious I don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures.
3&4) April’s sold out @andscenenyc . I’d been feeling in a creative slump the past few months. Feeling horrible about the world, disappointed in myself across the board. But man this show @mickszal made has been such a life raft for everyone around it. All of the people who did it and saw it really reminded me that no matter how exhaustingly bad things are- when I disassociate from the bad stuff, I’m also not living my life for when it’s good.
5,6&7) The American @otherbennetsistertv premier! This is now the most watched new show on @britboxtv in the UK and that makes sense because it’s fucking great. It’s the story of the canonically busted middle sister from Pride and Prejudice who Jane Austin invented, called ugly, then ignored. It’s a show about kindness and bravery. Which the music students from Juilliard who played before the screening must not have known when they ignored my multiple Pitbull “requests”.
8) I love the city but if I don’t get to sit outside and listen to frogs every so often I’ll start biting citibikes. Thank you @reveriewoods
9) The greatest karaoke show in the world @storyokeshow where I sang ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher in a hauntingly gorgeous woman’s XL disco suit I bought 40 minutes earlier no refunds or returns

APRIL
1&2) The ‘I Swear’ American premiere. The true story about a boy who developed Tourette’s at 14 in a time before we knew what it was. The performances are amazing but it’s really a story about how love, patience, and empathy can save people so please pretend it’s not obvious I don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures.
3&4) April’s sold out @andscenenyc . I’d been feeling in a creative slump the past few months. Feeling horrible about the world, disappointed in myself across the board. But man this show @mickszal made has been such a life raft for everyone around it. All of the people who did it and saw it really reminded me that no matter how exhaustingly bad things are- when I disassociate from the bad stuff, I’m also not living my life for when it’s good.
5,6&7) The American @otherbennetsistertv premier! This is now the most watched new show on @britboxtv in the UK and that makes sense because it’s fucking great. It’s the story of the canonically busted middle sister from Pride and Prejudice who Jane Austin invented, called ugly, then ignored. It’s a show about kindness and bravery. Which the music students from Juilliard who played before the screening must not have known when they ignored my multiple Pitbull “requests”.
8) I love the city but if I don’t get to sit outside and listen to frogs every so often I’ll start biting citibikes. Thank you @reveriewoods
9) The greatest karaoke show in the world @storyokeshow where I sang ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher in a hauntingly gorgeous woman’s XL disco suit I bought 40 minutes earlier no refunds or returns

APRIL
1&2) The ‘I Swear’ American premiere. The true story about a boy who developed Tourette’s at 14 in a time before we knew what it was. The performances are amazing but it’s really a story about how love, patience, and empathy can save people so please pretend it’s not obvious I don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures.
3&4) April’s sold out @andscenenyc . I’d been feeling in a creative slump the past few months. Feeling horrible about the world, disappointed in myself across the board. But man this show @mickszal made has been such a life raft for everyone around it. All of the people who did it and saw it really reminded me that no matter how exhaustingly bad things are- when I disassociate from the bad stuff, I’m also not living my life for when it’s good.
5,6&7) The American @otherbennetsistertv premier! This is now the most watched new show on @britboxtv in the UK and that makes sense because it’s fucking great. It’s the story of the canonically busted middle sister from Pride and Prejudice who Jane Austin invented, called ugly, then ignored. It’s a show about kindness and bravery. Which the music students from Juilliard who played before the screening must not have known when they ignored my multiple Pitbull “requests”.
8) I love the city but if I don’t get to sit outside and listen to frogs every so often I’ll start biting citibikes. Thank you @reveriewoods
9) The greatest karaoke show in the world @storyokeshow where I sang ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher in a hauntingly gorgeous woman’s XL disco suit I bought 40 minutes earlier no refunds or returns
APRIL
1&2) The ‘I Swear’ American premiere. The true story about a boy who developed Tourette’s at 14 in a time before we knew what it was. The performances are amazing but it’s really a story about how love, patience, and empathy can save people so please pretend it’s not obvious I don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures.
3&4) April’s sold out @andscenenyc . I’d been feeling in a creative slump the past few months. Feeling horrible about the world, disappointed in myself across the board. But man this show @mickszal made has been such a life raft for everyone around it. All of the people who did it and saw it really reminded me that no matter how exhaustingly bad things are- when I disassociate from the bad stuff, I’m also not living my life for when it’s good.
5,6&7) The American @otherbennetsistertv premier! This is now the most watched new show on @britboxtv in the UK and that makes sense because it’s fucking great. It’s the story of the canonically busted middle sister from Pride and Prejudice who Jane Austin invented, called ugly, then ignored. It’s a show about kindness and bravery. Which the music students from Juilliard who played before the screening must not have known when they ignored my multiple Pitbull “requests”.
8) I love the city but if I don’t get to sit outside and listen to frogs every so often I’ll start biting citibikes. Thank you @reveriewoods
9) The greatest karaoke show in the world @storyokeshow where I sang ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher in a hauntingly gorgeous woman’s XL disco suit I bought 40 minutes earlier no refunds or returns

APRIL
1&2) The ‘I Swear’ American premiere. The true story about a boy who developed Tourette’s at 14 in a time before we knew what it was. The performances are amazing but it’s really a story about how love, patience, and empathy can save people so please pretend it’s not obvious I don’t know what to do with my hands in pictures.
3&4) April’s sold out @andscenenyc . I’d been feeling in a creative slump the past few months. Feeling horrible about the world, disappointed in myself across the board. But man this show @mickszal made has been such a life raft for everyone around it. All of the people who did it and saw it really reminded me that no matter how exhaustingly bad things are- when I disassociate from the bad stuff, I’m also not living my life for when it’s good.
5,6&7) The American @otherbennetsistertv premier! This is now the most watched new show on @britboxtv in the UK and that makes sense because it’s fucking great. It’s the story of the canonically busted middle sister from Pride and Prejudice who Jane Austin invented, called ugly, then ignored. It’s a show about kindness and bravery. Which the music students from Juilliard who played before the screening must not have known when they ignored my multiple Pitbull “requests”.
8) I love the city but if I don’t get to sit outside and listen to frogs every so often I’ll start biting citibikes. Thank you @reveriewoods
9) The greatest karaoke show in the world @storyokeshow where I sang ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ by Cher in a hauntingly gorgeous woman’s XL disco suit I bought 40 minutes earlier no refunds or returns
@joshingtobin (Gilded Age) performs a scene from After Ashley with @morathanenough (Queens Of The Dead) improvising the other side. From our April show @caveatnyc
Do you have any loose raisins?
#rats #interview #comedy
Brian Furey is the Rat King.
Special guest @brittymigs
@willbraithwaite (Go Dummy) performs a scene from The Coming World with @morathanenough (Queens Of The Dead) improvising the other side. From our February show at @caveatnyc
2026 so far
1. Part of my Law & Order episode instagram took down because the surveillance state couldn’t handle three minutes of Italian guest-star. Also it “violated copyright”
2. I’ve decided to go by my middle name professionally to solve all of my problems
3. Mick and I at the @ntbtstm premiere which was genuinely fantastic and different than anything I can remember.
4. A Fanduel spot where I pretend skiing brings me joy
5. The unrelenting barbarism that is paying human money in exchange for hyper extending my wrists every time I fall on the ice my father in law suggested I avoid.
6. Pre show at SF Sketchfest with @assssketchnyc

2026 so far
1. Part of my Law & Order episode instagram took down because the surveillance state couldn’t handle three minutes of Italian guest-star. Also it “violated copyright”
2. I’ve decided to go by my middle name professionally to solve all of my problems
3. Mick and I at the @ntbtstm premiere which was genuinely fantastic and different than anything I can remember.
4. A Fanduel spot where I pretend skiing brings me joy
5. The unrelenting barbarism that is paying human money in exchange for hyper extending my wrists every time I fall on the ice my father in law suggested I avoid.
6. Pre show at SF Sketchfest with @assssketchnyc

2026 so far
1. Part of my Law & Order episode instagram took down because the surveillance state couldn’t handle three minutes of Italian guest-star. Also it “violated copyright”
2. I’ve decided to go by my middle name professionally to solve all of my problems
3. Mick and I at the @ntbtstm premiere which was genuinely fantastic and different than anything I can remember.
4. A Fanduel spot where I pretend skiing brings me joy
5. The unrelenting barbarism that is paying human money in exchange for hyper extending my wrists every time I fall on the ice my father in law suggested I avoid.
6. Pre show at SF Sketchfest with @assssketchnyc
2026 so far
1. Part of my Law & Order episode instagram took down because the surveillance state couldn’t handle three minutes of Italian guest-star. Also it “violated copyright”
2. I’ve decided to go by my middle name professionally to solve all of my problems
3. Mick and I at the @ntbtstm premiere which was genuinely fantastic and different than anything I can remember.
4. A Fanduel spot where I pretend skiing brings me joy
5. The unrelenting barbarism that is paying human money in exchange for hyper extending my wrists every time I fall on the ice my father in law suggested I avoid.
6. Pre show at SF Sketchfest with @assssketchnyc
2026 so far
1. Part of my Law & Order episode instagram took down because the surveillance state couldn’t handle three minutes of Italian guest-star. Also it “violated copyright”
2. I’ve decided to go by my middle name professionally to solve all of my problems
3. Mick and I at the @ntbtstm premiere which was genuinely fantastic and different than anything I can remember.
4. A Fanduel spot where I pretend skiing brings me joy
5. The unrelenting barbarism that is paying human money in exchange for hyper extending my wrists every time I fall on the ice my father in law suggested I avoid.
6. Pre show at SF Sketchfest with @assssketchnyc

2026 so far
1. Part of my Law & Order episode instagram took down because the surveillance state couldn’t handle three minutes of Italian guest-star. Also it “violated copyright”
2. I’ve decided to go by my middle name professionally to solve all of my problems
3. Mick and I at the @ntbtstm premiere which was genuinely fantastic and different than anything I can remember.
4. A Fanduel spot where I pretend skiing brings me joy
5. The unrelenting barbarism that is paying human money in exchange for hyper extending my wrists every time I fall on the ice my father in law suggested I avoid.
6. Pre show at SF Sketchfest with @assssketchnyc
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