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We need help! Omg! We went VIRAL! In the space of 24 hours we had 200K views on a vid we posted. Wtf, it’s pretty clear it’s circulating with a “pantyhose” tag or something…

A warm welcome to our 2000 new followers! Here’s hoping you’re not all members of the manosphere with a limp dick in your hand in a dark room full of empty noodle cups, V cans and failed bitcoin investment plans. But we have our doubts…

Has our algorithm fucked out and we are now in a digital viewing pen of only-fans adjacent consumers! CALLING ALL REAL FANS report creepy comments, and please share us/repost our stuff to help us get our wholesome fem rock-n-roll algorithm back!

Stay safe out there and look after each other! UNITE AGANST THE CREEPS OF THE INTERNET! And fuck the patriarchy.

Love,
Tida and Essie
Xxxx

📸- @bestfootforward

3 sleeps!

This is our only show for the next 5 months so please come and send it with us 🎆

We’re really excited to be sharing the stage with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband for the night ✨

We’ve just spent a week recording a new album and we’re so excited to share some of the our songs with you! 💋 💋 This is our only show for 5 months! We hope to see you there xxx

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Please share with anyone who might be interested in joining the mini Preston palace for a bit. Can vouch for the housemate. Will be a good time. ✨✨✨✨✨✨

Making something very special, hilarious and exciting with this guy @dankellysongs , @the_savage_sword_of_harley and @fergus.kuhareutzmann . I truely can’t wait for you to hear what we have been up to.
We are playing a show at @thegembarau next Sunday!!!! 31st of May with @jckywinter. It’s an arvo show and also my last show in Australia for 6 months. You’ll probably get some gig promo in the form of a going away party soon. Xxxx
LINK IN BIO

Making something very special, hilarious and exciting with this guy @dankellysongs , @the_savage_sword_of_harley and @fergus.kuhareutzmann . I truely can’t wait for you to hear what we have been up to.
We are playing a show at @thegembarau next Sunday!!!! 31st of May with @jckywinter. It’s an arvo show and also my last show in Australia for 6 months. You’ll probably get some gig promo in the form of a going away party soon. Xxxx
LINK IN BIO

Making something very special, hilarious and exciting with this guy @dankellysongs , @the_savage_sword_of_harley and @fergus.kuhareutzmann . I truely can’t wait for you to hear what we have been up to.
We are playing a show at @thegembarau next Sunday!!!! 31st of May with @jckywinter. It’s an arvo show and also my last show in Australia for 6 months. You’ll probably get some gig promo in the form of a going away party soon. Xxxx
LINK IN BIO

Making something very special, hilarious and exciting with this guy @dankellysongs , @the_savage_sword_of_harley and @fergus.kuhareutzmann . I truely can’t wait for you to hear what we have been up to.
We are playing a show at @thegembarau next Sunday!!!! 31st of May with @jckywinter. It’s an arvo show and also my last show in Australia for 6 months. You’ll probably get some gig promo in the form of a going away party soon. Xxxx
LINK IN BIO

Making something very special, hilarious and exciting with this guy @dankellysongs , @the_savage_sword_of_harley and @fergus.kuhareutzmann . I truely can’t wait for you to hear what we have been up to.
We are playing a show at @thegembarau next Sunday!!!! 31st of May with @jckywinter. It’s an arvo show and also my last show in Australia for 6 months. You’ll probably get some gig promo in the form of a going away party soon. Xxxx
LINK IN BIO

Making something very special, hilarious and exciting with this guy @dankellysongs , @the_savage_sword_of_harley and @fergus.kuhareutzmann . I truely can’t wait for you to hear what we have been up to.
We are playing a show at @thegembarau next Sunday!!!! 31st of May with @jckywinter. It’s an arvo show and also my last show in Australia for 6 months. You’ll probably get some gig promo in the form of a going away party soon. Xxxx
LINK IN BIO

POV- The day after you come off tour. Settling in to 2 weeks straight in the studio, recording 2 smashing albums. (@dont_thank_me_spank_me and @dankellysongs I can’t WAIT TO TELL YOU MORE AND SHOW YOU). You get your period 🤘. Your band mate gets you a hottie to save your lyf and honestly probably the vibe 👼. You strap it to your ovaries with a silk scarf. Put on a double coat of 10am DECADENCE @poppykinglipstick , your oversized @homie.com.au hoodie and some shades left behind by @chainmakerheartbreaker . ROCK N ROLL 💋💨

LINK IN BIOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! Get em while there 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫🎫💨💨💨💨💨💋💋💋💋💋🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾💥💥💥💥💥
COME AND PARTY WITH US AND @snakethighsband and @_____pollyman_____at @thecurtin
Xx

Guitar zone coming in hot ✨ recording day 4 done and dusted. 3 more to go! We have a grouse team making our sonic dreams come true, bigger and more sexy and more hardcore and dare we say more funny than we ever could have imagined. @the_savage_sword_of_harley and @bestfootforward dreameth teameth ‼️ with gear leant from the legend that is @tombrahamguitars 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Tour over ✨ Thank you for having us @baddreems. We had heapsa fun with yous all 🌸⛓️‍💥🌸

Next show May 23 @thecurtin. All killer no filler lineup with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband. Get ya tix now!!

Outfits by @ms_edgeley 💖

Nitida Atkinson @nitidaatkinson (of Don’t Thank Me Spank Me fame) has teamed up with (me) Dan Kelly (of Dan Kelly) to form the greatest duo since Mickey and Sylvia ... **TIDA AND DANK** (that name may or may not change depending on market research before the album comes out? I’m Ron Burgundy?)
Ingredients in their smoothie of song + sound include jacked up 50’s jump blues, 90’s r’n’b,remedial hip hop , maximalist story telling and all manner of super-cala-futuristic-ultra-eccentric-concentric guitar riffage. (The songs are really good and Tida is a sensation -(Dan))
Tida is off to Europe for quite some time , so we would like to do one simultaneous hello and Bon voyagè exposè for the world on Sunday afternoon May 31 at the Gem Hotel in Collingwood. Doors 3.45 pm
Also featuring special guests, ——Jacky Winter——@jckywinter , purveyors of huge vibrations and makers of the recent sensational MPC masterpiece LP ‘Mango’. (Dan can guarantee, after sharing houses with multiple members ,that they will go ALL OUT in FULL EFFECT !!! with props and glitter and competitions and full enchildadas etc, on top of the top quality jams. Tickets are in bio and linktree etc. It’s not a big room so get in early! I am donating my proceeds to Tida so she can buy a golden Beret and an Electric Baguette. So.. good cause etc, et al, ibid and soforth xx Dan (k).

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the end of BELTIN’ ELTON residency. An end of an era! @ragtimetavern THANK YOU for believing in the crazy concept that started as a dare from @the_savage_sword_of_harley 5 years ago! It truely grew into something very special! I thank you ALL for the wild ride, staff, regulars, die hards, irregulars and one offers! IF YOU WANT BE A PART OF THIS SHOW… COME TO THE @ragtimetavern TONIGHT! 8pm
Xx

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the end of BELTIN’ ELTON residency. An end of an era! @ragtimetavern THANK YOU for believing in the crazy concept that started as a dare from @the_savage_sword_of_harley 5 years ago! It truely grew into something very special! I thank you ALL for the wild ride, staff, regulars, die hards, irregulars and one offers! IF YOU WANT BE A PART OF THIS SHOW… COME TO THE @ragtimetavern TONIGHT! 8pm
Xx

Big announcement!! ‼️‼️🚨🚨‼️‼️ HEADLINER SHOW MAY 23rd - first and last for a few months - with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband at @thecurtin 🪄🪄🪄🪄 We would LOVE to see you there!! We have a bunch of new songs that no one has ever heard and they need to be let out of their cage!! Come and be the first to hear them!

As a way to celebrate we dreamed up a new t shirt design on our favourite colour shirt ~ fluoro sherbet show bag candy pink 🌸🌸🌸 and black of course for the more demure among us 🖤🖤🖤 Available on bandcamp!

If you can’t make that date, come and see us play this Saturday supporting @baddreems for their swan song tour. Or if you live interstate perhaps we will see you at one of the dates below?

Sydney @marrickvillebowlo May 30th/June 1st

Brisbane @thebrightsidebris June 2nd

Outfits on poster are custom creations by @ms_edgeley and @oriettes__jockstrap. Check out Alice’s website for the range! Original photo by @photographybyjasper_

See yas soon 🌹🌹🌹

Big announcement!! ‼️‼️🚨🚨‼️‼️ HEADLINER SHOW MAY 23rd - first and last for a few months - with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband at @thecurtin 🪄🪄🪄🪄 We would LOVE to see you there!! We have a bunch of new songs that no one has ever heard and they need to be let out of their cage!! Come and be the first to hear them!

As a way to celebrate we dreamed up a new t shirt design on our favourite colour shirt ~ fluoro sherbet show bag candy pink 🌸🌸🌸 and black of course for the more demure among us 🖤🖤🖤 Available on bandcamp!

If you can’t make that date, come and see us play this Saturday supporting @baddreems for their swan song tour. Or if you live interstate perhaps we will see you at one of the dates below?

Sydney @marrickvillebowlo May 30th/June 1st

Brisbane @thebrightsidebris June 2nd

Outfits on poster are custom creations by @ms_edgeley and @oriettes__jockstrap. Check out Alice’s website for the range! Original photo by @photographybyjasper_

See yas soon 🌹🌹🌹

Big announcement!! ‼️‼️🚨🚨‼️‼️ HEADLINER SHOW MAY 23rd - first and last for a few months - with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband at @thecurtin 🪄🪄🪄🪄 We would LOVE to see you there!! We have a bunch of new songs that no one has ever heard and they need to be let out of their cage!! Come and be the first to hear them!

As a way to celebrate we dreamed up a new t shirt design on our favourite colour shirt ~ fluoro sherbet show bag candy pink 🌸🌸🌸 and black of course for the more demure among us 🖤🖤🖤 Available on bandcamp!

If you can’t make that date, come and see us play this Saturday supporting @baddreems for their swan song tour. Or if you live interstate perhaps we will see you at one of the dates below?

Sydney @marrickvillebowlo May 30th/June 1st

Brisbane @thebrightsidebris June 2nd

Outfits on poster are custom creations by @ms_edgeley and @oriettes__jockstrap. Check out Alice’s website for the range! Original photo by @photographybyjasper_

See yas soon 🌹🌹🌹

Big announcement!! ‼️‼️🚨🚨‼️‼️ HEADLINER SHOW MAY 23rd - first and last for a few months - with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband at @thecurtin 🪄🪄🪄🪄 We would LOVE to see you there!! We have a bunch of new songs that no one has ever heard and they need to be let out of their cage!! Come and be the first to hear them!

As a way to celebrate we dreamed up a new t shirt design on our favourite colour shirt ~ fluoro sherbet show bag candy pink 🌸🌸🌸 and black of course for the more demure among us 🖤🖤🖤 Available on bandcamp!

If you can’t make that date, come and see us play this Saturday supporting @baddreems for their swan song tour. Or if you live interstate perhaps we will see you at one of the dates below?

Sydney @marrickvillebowlo May 30th/June 1st

Brisbane @thebrightsidebris June 2nd

Outfits on poster are custom creations by @ms_edgeley and @oriettes__jockstrap. Check out Alice’s website for the range! Original photo by @photographybyjasper_

See yas soon 🌹🌹🌹

Big announcement!! ‼️‼️🚨🚨‼️‼️ HEADLINER SHOW MAY 23rd - first and last for a few months - with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband at @thecurtin 🪄🪄🪄🪄 We would LOVE to see you there!! We have a bunch of new songs that no one has ever heard and they need to be let out of their cage!! Come and be the first to hear them!

As a way to celebrate we dreamed up a new t shirt design on our favourite colour shirt ~ fluoro sherbet show bag candy pink 🌸🌸🌸 and black of course for the more demure among us 🖤🖤🖤 Available on bandcamp!

If you can’t make that date, come and see us play this Saturday supporting @baddreems for their swan song tour. Or if you live interstate perhaps we will see you at one of the dates below?

Sydney @marrickvillebowlo May 30th/June 1st

Brisbane @thebrightsidebris June 2nd

Outfits on poster are custom creations by @ms_edgeley and @oriettes__jockstrap. Check out Alice’s website for the range! Original photo by @photographybyjasper_

See yas soon 🌹🌹🌹

Big announcement!! ‼️‼️🚨🚨‼️‼️ HEADLINER SHOW MAY 23rd - first and last for a few months - with @_____pollyman_____ and @snakethighsband at @thecurtin 🪄🪄🪄🪄 We would LOVE to see you there!! We have a bunch of new songs that no one has ever heard and they need to be let out of their cage!! Come and be the first to hear them!

As a way to celebrate we dreamed up a new t shirt design on our favourite colour shirt ~ fluoro sherbet show bag candy pink 🌸🌸🌸 and black of course for the more demure among us 🖤🖤🖤 Available on bandcamp!

If you can’t make that date, come and see us play this Saturday supporting @baddreems for their swan song tour. Or if you live interstate perhaps we will see you at one of the dates below?

Sydney @marrickvillebowlo May 30th/June 1st

Brisbane @thebrightsidebris June 2nd

Outfits on poster are custom creations by @ms_edgeley and @oriettes__jockstrap. Check out Alice’s website for the range! Original photo by @photographybyjasper_

See yas soon 🌹🌹🌹

This Saturday ✨✨✨ tour show #2 supporting @baddreems at @thornburytheatre for their Ultra Dundee album launch tour. Tix in bio! 💋💋 How bossy are we in our custom @ms_edgeley x @oriettes__jockstrap mini dress and halter-neck hot pants one piece! Perfect for shredding noise solos and posing like rock goddesses on giant stages! 🎸⚡️photo by the talented @photographybyjasper_

This Saturday ✨✨✨ tour show #2 supporting @baddreems at @thornburytheatre for their Ultra Dundee album launch tour. Tix in bio! 💋💋 How bossy are we in our custom @ms_edgeley x @oriettes__jockstrap mini dress and halter-neck hot pants one piece! Perfect for shredding noise solos and posing like rock goddesses on giant stages! 🎸⚡️photo by the talented @photographybyjasper_