Shoutout fake grass for protecting me from wasabi
#fakegrass #sushi #takeout #solange
I gotta rescue a maiden just to view my paystubs!!!
#twofactorauthentication #cybersecurity #tech #rumplestiltskin

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿
Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿
Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿
Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿
Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿
Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿
Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍

Thank you to @boldjourneymag for letting me yap, the article is now live & linked in my bio! In case you needed a lil motivation, a small push, a reminder that it’s your world & you can do hard things ✨
🧿👄🧿
Photos by @arizonasandhoneybuns of course 😍
Anytime I give someone anything I put it in a tote bag and tell them to keep it and yet ten more show up in my closet
#totebag #corporatemerch
me every day for the rest of my life probably
#chethanks #dancehall #snl
I battle these thoughts constantly as a first-gen American tbh
#laborunion #comedy #officeculture #workplaceculture
Babe the place is open for another 5 hours you’re fine!
#typea #chroniclateness #friendship
And then I feel the urge to have a celebration with every human who has ever been kind to me in my life
#birthday #birthdayplans #aging
Me when I don’t do my morning pages and capitalism wins
#artist #comedian #actor #writer

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel

really enjoyed spending time at The Last Newspaper On Earth! I will never try deep dish again but Mr. beef changed my life. starting a rumor that Lake Michigan is only that blue because of pond dye. Met some really amazing people who made me go, “wow! US cities besides New York ARE livable!”
@daffestnyc @theonion #comedywriter #journalism #domestictravel
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