Salva Storie Instagram

a double PSA
.
1️⃣ lol to this fainting montage but also “fda.gov/media” is not a real website please get vaccinated ffs
2️⃣ don’t trust facebook marketplace
3️⃣ brought to you by pfizer…?
.
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
.
#accordingtomymother

a double PSA
.
1️⃣ lol to this fainting montage but also “fda.gov/media” is not a real website please get vaccinated ffs
2️⃣ don’t trust facebook marketplace
3️⃣ brought to you by pfizer…?
.
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
.
#accordingtomymother

a double PSA
.
1️⃣ lol to this fainting montage but also “fda.gov/media” is not a real website please get vaccinated ffs
2️⃣ don’t trust facebook marketplace
3️⃣ brought to you by pfizer…?
.
🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
.
#accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

you will get mom
.
i flew her out for closing weekend because the fourth theatre offering i was a part of this year wasn’t checking for vaccinations & she’s still a stubborn unvaxxed conspiracy theory believer but also she came and wore a mask on the plane even though “no one else wearing! why i have to wear??!!”
.
1️⃣ “i want picture with you and sign and fur coat.”
.
2️⃣ waiting for the matinee…
.
mom: do i have to keep my mask on? whole time?!
me: yes bitch.
.
3️⃣ “take a picture of me with your sign. not the one with just the old lady. she’s not my son.”
.
4️⃣ waiting for the evening show…
.
mom: i cry so much. i don’t want see again. you ruin all my eye make-up.
me: your eyeliner and eyebrows are tattooed on.
mom: even still!
.
5️⃣ 📷: @pamstinkleton capturing my mom & i schlepping some stuff from my dressing room to cafe 123…
.
mom: papa-roach-y!
me: what?
mom: peoples always taking secret pictures of you these days. i noticing.
me: that’s the director.
mom: other peoples too. don’t touching your nose ever. they thinking you doing drugs. PapaRoachy!
me (laughing): oh! paparazzi!
.
6️⃣ open-mouthed chewing doritos even though i have misophonia as i pack up my dressing room after closing…
.
mom: fried foods sooo bad for you. don’t eating, you getting cancer like me. <crunch> <crunch> <crunch>
.
7️⃣ dressing room empty, tank empty…
.
mom: you gonna go outside with tiara on? that’s for woman!
me: linda gave it to me for my birthday. we gave it to her for her birthday.
mom: see?? it’s for woman!
me: it’s for anyone who is feeling fabulous.
mom: you not woman!
.
8️⃣ we stole a sign…
.
mom: i make easy to carry. see?? advertise-y your show.
me: we closed today.
.
9️⃣ we wrap the stolen sign in a garbage bag cause it’s raining…
.
mom: i using as umbrella! your mom so smart!
(📷: mortal enemy @mayaquetzali)
.
🔟 after all that effort, she breaks the sign going through the subway turnstile…
.
mom: you like my pajama? i getting at target.
.
YOU WILL GET SICK
by Noah Diaz @itsnoahdiaz
directed by Sam Pinkleton @pamstinkleton
10.14-12.11-2022 @roundaboutnyc
.
#YouWillGetSick + #accordingtomymother

My mom helped me with an audition in Korean over Zoom but I probably won’t book it…
.
#accordingtomymother

Unprompted texts from my mother (translated):
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Mom: When I look at your pictures these days, your smile doesn’t look natural
Mom: They all look the same
Me: (I send her a picture where I think I look genuinely happy on opening night)
Mom: Every photo has the same mouth shape and looks like a forced laugh
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#accordingtomymother #happyopeningtome

Unprompted texts from my mother (translated):
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Mom: When I look at your pictures these days, your smile doesn’t look natural
Mom: They all look the same
Me: (I send her a picture where I think I look genuinely happy on opening night)
Mom: Every photo has the same mouth shape and looks like a forced laugh
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#accordingtomymother #happyopeningtome

Scene: cold and windy day at The Grand Canyon…
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Mom: I heavy. I’m not going to flying.
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End Scene.
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📷: @dchadreed
#accordingtomymother

Scene: cold and windy day at The Grand Canyon…
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Mom: I heavy. I’m not going to flying.
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End Scene.
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📷: @dchadreed
#accordingtomymother

Scene: cold and windy day at The Grand Canyon…
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Mom: I heavy. I’m not going to flying.
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End Scene.
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📷: @dchadreed
#accordingtomymother

Fancy restaurant offers us a cheese puff amuse bouche. She takes one bite. “Costco is better.” Chefs beware.
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📷: @dchadreed

Waiting in line for an outdoor COVID test: “I’m the Christmas Tree!!!”
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Happy Holidays from this little family to yours!
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🎄

Waiting in line for an outdoor COVID test: “I’m the Christmas Tree!!!”
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Happy Holidays from this little family to yours!
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🎄

I…don’t know how to respond to this…
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Got to see my mom briefly last month and she was wearing some raggedy sneakers. I asked if she’d worn out the last batch I’d gotten her - in particular, an all-red pair of @allbirds - and she confesses she only wears those on special occasions. “아껴서.”So I bought her some more colors and now this…
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#accordingtomymother #rationingshoes #enoughforallmylife #istherenospringincalifornia?

I…don’t know how to respond to this…
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Got to see my mom briefly last month and she was wearing some raggedy sneakers. I asked if she’d worn out the last batch I’d gotten her - in particular, an all-red pair of @allbirds - and she confesses she only wears those on special occasions. “아껴서.”So I bought her some more colors and now this…
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#accordingtomymother #rationingshoes #enoughforallmylife #istherenospringincalifornia?

Louis Vuitton vs. Hermès?
Either way, I can’t win...
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#accordingtomymother

Louis Vuitton vs. Hermès?
Either way, I can’t win...
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#accordingtomymother

Louis Vuitton vs. Hermès?
Either way, I can’t win...
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#accordingtomymother

Mother’s Day and the morning after texts with mom...
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She is the queen of ultimatums...
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How are you encouraging your non-vaccinated friends and family to get the vaccine? I’ll take all the advice please and thank you.
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#accordingtomymother

Mother’s Day and the morning after texts with mom...
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She is the queen of ultimatums...
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How are you encouraging your non-vaccinated friends and family to get the vaccine? I’ll take all the advice please and thank you.
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#accordingtomymother

Today is the anniversary of my grandmother’s passing. She lost a battle to stomach cancer before I was born. (Fuck cancer)
I texted my mom to check in on her and this is what she replied. (Swipe for translation)
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I’m 😵 now
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But here’s some pics of my beautiful grandma.
Rest in power 할머니
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#accordingtomymother

Today is the anniversary of my grandmother’s passing. She lost a battle to stomach cancer before I was born. (Fuck cancer)
I texted my mom to check in on her and this is what she replied. (Swipe for translation)
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I’m 😵 now
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But here’s some pics of my beautiful grandma.
Rest in power 할머니
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#accordingtomymother

Today is the anniversary of my grandmother’s passing. She lost a battle to stomach cancer before I was born. (Fuck cancer)
I texted my mom to check in on her and this is what she replied. (Swipe for translation)
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I’m 😵 now
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But here’s some pics of my beautiful grandma.
Rest in power 할머니
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#accordingtomymother

Today is the anniversary of my grandmother’s passing. She lost a battle to stomach cancer before I was born. (Fuck cancer)
I texted my mom to check in on her and this is what she replied. (Swipe for translation)
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I’m 😵 now
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But here’s some pics of my beautiful grandma.
Rest in power 할머니
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#accordingtomymother

Today is the anniversary of my grandmother’s passing. She lost a battle to stomach cancer before I was born. (Fuck cancer)
I texted my mom to check in on her and this is what she replied. (Swipe for translation)
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I’m 😵 now
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But here’s some pics of my beautiful grandma.
Rest in power 할머니
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#accordingtomymother

Here is our vitality-less tree we just got last night...
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(I think trees decorated by gay folx have the Most vitality 💁🏻‍♂️ but what do I know? 🤷🏻‍♂️)
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#accordingtomymother 🎄

Here is our vitality-less tree we just got last night...
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(I think trees decorated by gay folx have the Most vitality 💁🏻‍♂️ but what do I know? 🤷🏻‍♂️)
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#accordingtomymother 🎄

Here is our vitality-less tree we just got last night...
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(I think trees decorated by gay folx have the Most vitality 💁🏻‍♂️ but what do I know? 🤷🏻‍♂️)
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#accordingtomymother 🎄