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What she really wants...

#Car #Comedy #Funny #420

FINALLY a reality show for the enlightened!! 🧘

Follow @topwellnesscoach for full episodes coming your way soon! 🥦🥬🥝

The show you didn’t even know you didn’t need!!

#WellnessCoach #LifeCoach #CoachforCoaches #GreenJuice #Mindset #Mindfulness #SelfDevelopment #Transformation #Inspiration #YouCanAlwaysBeBetter #RaisingMyRates

Greetings sisters and brothers and all others!

Being *~spiritual~* is hard work! ✨

From picking what poncho/kimono to wear, to figuring out your microdosing schedule, to deciding which angle to film yourself meditating — there’s just SO much to juggle!

Which is why we are now offering free healings in exchange for likes, views, and shares. It’s the least we can do for our 5D familia!!

Stay tuned for our upcoming offerings! Workshops, retreats, coaching and more coming your way soon.

With love,
Lilydale and Rain 🫧

#Ascension #5DConsciousness #BaliRetreat #Erewhon #WereJokingRelax

Book your reading TODAY! 🌟

#comedy #sketch #creator #spiritualcomedy #satire

We’re Patty and Pearl!

Our husbands left us for each other (and their Zumba instructor). We’ve been left in a bad financial spot so we’re moving in with each other and decorating our new home at @marshalls!

This is not an ad, but it could be!

#marshallsfinds #sketchcomedy #divorcedlifestyle #boomerwomenrock #crabsofinstagram

Putting y’all on to my new broth hack from @rootandspring.

Root + Spring is SO CUTE, I can’t contain myself!!

They’re a family owned herbal medicine shop rooted in the traditions of Chinese medicine. Their blends are delicious, nutritious, and inspired by generations-old recipes — which is just the greatest thing around.

Drink more herbs!!! 🪴

#herbalmedicine #traditionalchinesemedicine #herbalbroth #rootandspring #ad

Half fortunes for half price! 🔮

#tarotreading #sketchcomedy #spiritualcomedy #psychicmedium #wellnesscoach

We’re actually starting an interior design business if anyone is interested in having their own Bird Room at home!

#birdroom #birdlover #divorcedlife #sketchcomedy #comedywoman

The girlies are NOT okay.

#marshallsfinds #divorcedlife #sketchcomedy #divorcee #zumba

Okay but quick question, just be honest — did you know our husbands were gay?

#marshalls #divorcee #lavendermarriage #sketchcomedy #divorcedlife

At this event a woman gave me a card with the mantra “nam myoho renge kyo” on it, and so I started researching what it means (it’s the Lotus Sutra, duh 🪷) and found out Tina Turner was a Buddhist and this song is her chanting the mantra.

You are WELCOME (it would only be polite if you thanked me!!)

Namaste! 🙏

A moment with Brittani from Writer’s Lab at @thegroundlings !!

Directed by @alexbonifer

#groundlings #sketchcomedy #yogacomedy #rishikeshyoga